This Came Into My Head And I Had No Choice But To Make It Real

This just feels like an argument between a married couple who are soon to be divorced

Ya ever see a microwave and think like wow tha.ts puppy

hey baby, are those ants in your pocket or is your dick foraging for sustenance?

Uncrustable? heh.… maybe to a liberal like yourself

the real reason the sea level is rising is because global warming is melting the fish

Wouldn’t it be fucked up if when you commit a crime they put you in the smoother

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aknow how plastic dino soars are made of real dinosaurs(bc oil)? I wanna do thaat to my me when i die. Lil plastic ratty boy made from moy corpse oil

freaking it demented style in the club

It therefore it is☺️