Don't Know Why I'm Making This Post But I Just Wanna.

Здравствуйте, Tumblr. Been a long time since I've posted here. Okay, sit down, stand up, or lay down and listen to this weird ass dream I had last night.

Okay, so first off, FYI, apparently, we usually dream multiple times a night (one number I saw said like 4-6 times), but we forget most of them. This is just the main part of a dream I remember.

So I was with Zack Foster (from Angels of Death) for some reason, and I asked him to kill me. We found a Mauser Pistol, and he pulled the trigger point blank at the back of my head, but the bullets were loaded the wrong way, and it wouldn't fire. I forget a lot of what else happened and why he wouldn't finish the job, but then I woke up, angry that it was just a dream. I wish it was real and that he finished the job. Now I hafta go to school.

Okay, so thinking back on it, you'd think this would fall under "nightmare" or "horrible dream," but no. To my surprise, all I can think after remembering it is, "Damn, I actually kinda want somebody to shoot me in the back of the head, point blank."

Memes I found on YouTube pt 1 (save for one):

January 1st,

Happy New Year and happy birthday to Principal Nezu of UA High.

December 23rd,

Happy birthday to Kojiro Bondo of class 1-B at UA High.

People be like "Bakudeku". Okay but Dekugo sounds better. Rolls off the tongue easier. Also, Dekuroki sounds better than Tododeku. Like dekugo, it rolls off the tongue easier. Just my opinion, tho. What do y'all think?

Reblog if you're a person who can find something to complain about for pretty much anything.

What's interesting is that June 19th was Father's day as well as Dazai's birthday. So it was a day to honor fathers as well as Dazai. The reason it's interesting because Dazai is my FUCKIN daddy......mmmmmm❤❤❤🥵🥵🥵

Fuck comp sci. Shoulda never majored in it. The classes fucking blow. Every fucking class makes me realize how stupid I am, since I don't fucking understand a thing. Doesn't help that the professors just read off of slides rather than making sure the material is understandable. College can choke to death on a big ol' cock.

Other people when they're sick: Ugh, this sucks, I hate this. I wouldn't wish this upon anyone.

Me when I'm sick: Fuck, God damn it! Ugh, I would wish this upon literally anyone else if it meant I wouldn't be sick right now.

Moral of the story: I'm an asshole and I don't wanna be sick.

So this takes place when my brother and his current gf were still in the talking stage (that stage where they're not quite bf/gf but they're messaging over snapchat which will definitely lead to that). Anyway, she's into anime, which in my opinion is a good thing. I asked my brother if she watched Bungo Stray Dogs (my favorite anime) so he asked her and she said she watches it. Then I told him to ask if she thinks Dazai is hot (because in my opinion he's the hottest anime character) so he asked and he said that she said not really, he's kinda weird and my immediate response was "Yo I know you didn't just say that about Dazai, I just know you didn't. Say sike right now. That man is sexy as fuck and I'm not gonna have you say that about him." Really tho, he hot as fuck. He is the best character, or at least one of the best characters depending on who your favorite character is, in that whole show.

I'll be damned if you gonna sit there and say his sexy ass is weird. If anything, he's a good weird. The kind of weird that's more funny than weird.