Bucky: HELP. I TOLD STEVE I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK

No because Steve had 5 years to get with Nat but instead chose to go to therapy and talk about a dead b*tch from the forties. Smh.

Someone has finally described my writing process

Sometimes writing is like having an enormous lake in your head, and you want to get it out of your head and into a proper place for a lake so other people can come and go swimming and ride jet skis and stuff, except all you have to move the lake is a teaspoon. So you’re just sitting there frantically flinging water out of the lake with your teaspoon and telling people, “Guys, this lake is going to be so cool when it’s done,” but it will never be done. There is so much lake.

Can you imagine saying something so heinous that ALEX JONES has to attempt to reel you in???

i thought i was over SamBucky... until i started hyperventilating when they were on screen together again

On the set of Thunderbolts*, a conversation that totally didn't happen but absolutely could have:

Jake Schreier: 'Ok, Sebastian? In the scene where Bucky's on the phone with Sam? We need you to stop ending that call with 'Gotta run, love you, babe'.'

Sebastian Stan: 'You do?'

Schreier: 'Yes. It's not in the script.'

Stan: 'It's what Bucky would say though.'

Schreier (sighing): 'Can we stick to the script this time?'

Stan: 'Sure, no problem.'

Runs scene.

Stan (as Bucky): 'Gotta run, see you soon, sweetheart.'

Schreier: 'CUT!'

next week will be the end of january.. february is like 2 days long so march will come super fast and so will easter. summer will come and go, then christmas. basically 2023 is finished happy new year everyone

Apollo strikes again