Black Girls Deserve Fairy Tales.

mutuals do this!!!!

this is enough to make a grown man cry

*during the party at the end of the movie*

Wade: "I'm gonna go get my camera."

Logan: "Why?"

Wade: "Need a new family picture, peanut."

Logan: "Oh yeah, guess the old one got destroyed, huh?"

Wade: "Well I'd need a new one, anyway."

Logan: "Why?"

Wade: "You weren't in the last one."

Phrase of the day:

mission assist Esther’s cookies

Thank you @vmohlere

Sirius: Why? Why, Reg?

Regulus, sighs: Why am I sleeping with James?

Sirius: Is it a pity thing? Do you pity my best friend?

Regulus: …

Sirius: Is he sick? Is Prongs dying?

Regulus: …

Sirius: Are you working for the dark side?

Regulus: …

Sirius: Damn it, he's holding you against your will, isn't he?

Regulus: Sirius-

Sirius: If he is holding you against your will, blink twice

Regulus: …

Sirius, blows at Regulus’s eyes: Blink twice, Reggie

Regulus: Really, Sirius?

Sirius: Is this revenge? When I pushed you into the lake when we were kids?

Sirius: You have a thing for glasses?

Regulus: I’m leaving the room, Sirius

Sirius: Is it huge?

Regulus: Sirius! Really?

Sirius: I'm sorry. Let me rephrase that

Sirius: Is it huge?

real.

u ever just sit and listen to the war happening in the trenches of ur small intestine