Reallysaneguy - Erm.

it being called "Parker fortune" for noir always kills me like leave his great depression broke ass alone 💔

Love of god give them a break

someone help how to render hair no glue no borax

Nelson and Murdock by Dave Bardin

this just scared this shit out of me because I saw it very shortly and was like "pause I just drew noir with crayons what" before coming back and reading the entire thing

Spider Noir with crayons.

Since that movie came out I was sure he would lose it if he learned what crayons were. Just sit him down with like a big 120 pack and he would be DONE

me when I'm a silly guy

i haven't posted anything in a while..

WHEN U LOVE SOMETHING SO HARD BUT THE FANDOM CONSISTS OF APPROXIMATELY SIX OTHER PEOPLE AND A SHOELACE 

Comic info about Spider Noir

Has read/reading the book We The Living by Ayn Rand (biography about life in post-revolutionary Russia)

Is right handed

He uses guns a lot

Peter and Aunt May run a soup kitchen/welfare center

May and Peter are both socialists

He’s a bit cynical because he found uncle Ben murder corpse

Ben’s great responsibility quote is different, it’s “if those in power can’t be trusted, it’s the responsibility of the people to remove them”

Ben was a war pilot

SPIDER GOD

Got “curse” by the spider god

Can shoot black webs out of his wrist

Doesn’t believe in magic, believe in science

The goblin runs everything in the city and he’s a freelance/mob

Peter killed a guy

Saw the Frankenstein move with uncle Ben when he was little :)

Family friend to Robbie Robertson

Peter is a bit morally grey

Has been Spider-Man since 1933-1940

But because of universe portal stuff he’s back in 1933

Died but revive by the spider god

Is a private detective

Has a cat name ding-ding

Got turn into a weird ass spider thing from the 2022 comic

Has so much anger issues

Threaten to kill people

His threats sometimes scare himself and make him feel dirty :(

Fragmented

Old painting, but I still love it!

Fuck AI. Make it straight from the Human He(art).