reallysaneguy
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"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.
"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"
"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."
"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."
"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.
"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."
"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."
"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.
"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.
"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."
"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."
"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."
randomly remembering its MY au and I can project onto it as much as I want to
and remembering I can draw as shitty as I want bc it's my OCD and not others entertainment (tw: bugs as intrusive thoughts)
unfortunately this is a real thing that happens
spiders-man i love you💔
oh my god the DETAIL!!! like the nails?!?! showing so much of their character even with just that. you're incredible
Time Travel PART 03
Part 01, Part 02, Part 03
OKAY OKAY, now that we’re at this point, I can tell more of the story. As you guessed, this is Curly going back in time after his ass got frozen in the cryopod. Problem is, after having spent months unable to be alive, he's struggling to jump back in the grind (he kinda forgot how to fonction as a human)
Second complication in the mess of his life is : he's not the only lucky guy who got a second chance (?)
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I'm back, yeahhh🧌🫡
I'm sorry for all this waiting, I'm indeed continuing this little project, it's not done (I would say so if I were to discontinue it don't worry) For the people still here, well thank you all for all your kind words regarding my work and have fun reading that one! I progressed a lot since I started this so it took me quite some time to be satisfied with this part🫡
Amazing Spider-Man #158 (1976)
ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:
1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)
2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:
3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."
4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"
5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*
“friend” is its own deeply important relationship. why is there an insistence on qualifying friendships as “like family” to convey significance
art tipz xoxo
Hilda by Duane Bryers
why is he mewing
Man I freaking love your fat babian🙏🤌🤌🤌🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️! Can we have one where he and Jon are both chubby babies? And maybe batman or supes gushing over how adorable they are ? Would love to get out of comics for a while, too depressing 😭😭
OMG, SURE! But I wasn't really in the mood to draw batman and superman (I'm never in the mood 😭)
I hope this is enough tho!
mutuals always making masterpieces and I think wow. and you're following me too. wild stuff
you don’t gotta tell me to boycott the Nintendo prices by not buying bc i don’t have the money to get them anyways
adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting
our prom theme this year was the Roaring 20s, and yk I had to follow the theme like the gay man I am. The amount of gel I used on my curls was ridiculous and it took 2 hours for me to do and everything was sticking to each other and my glasses flung off my face when I tried taking them off later bc they got stuck.
but at least I have more drawing ideas for noir
Speaking of Miguel, I thought I had no idea what was driving this man to keep moving forward. BUT:
Peter had Uncle Ben and Aunt May, who loved him, raised him well, and said something that Parker would remember all his life as a mantra. As for Miguel, he has no one. Literally no one who cares about him and whom he loves. Parents are pieces of shit, the biological father is literally the worst enemy, the brother is canonically dead, the second half-brother is another enemy, one girlfriend is gone forever, the other died because Miguel could not save her, he will never be able to see the third one again, as with their son, the daughter disappeared along with the whole alternate universe.... Good God, everything he touches is dying.
"With great power comes great responsibility," Peter has been telling himself all his life. "With great power comes great guilt," Miguel is sure. Because always, no matter how hard he tries to do something good, it is not enough, and he loses people close to him, and the world does not get better.
And if no one told him wise thoughts, like Uncle Ben did for Peter, if no one was ever around, if no one raised Miguel to be a good person... Then why is he trying so hard to be one? Why doesn't he try to give up everything, why doesn't he become a villain, why does he continue to help people? Where the hell is this inner core coming from?!
And when I think about it, I have only one idea: Spider-Man.
Miguel lives in the future, in year 2099, but at the beginning of the century, even before the catastrophe that wiped out half the world's population, there was an era of heroes. Spider-Man was one of them, the memory of him is alive even years later, and in the 1992 run, Miguel has Spider-Man comics. The ones he read with his brother Gabriel. This is partly why he will try to recreate these spider superpowers in his project at work at Alchemax.
Miguel remembers Spider-Man, he considers him one of the most outstanding heroes of the past, he literally CRIES when he accidentally encounters the real Spider-Man during his first time jumps. Miguel is a fan of his. For him, Spider-Man is an example of perhaps everything he is trying to achieve. He is a hero, a symbol of hope, which Miguel will never become.
But he keeps trying anyway.
lil doodle from the other day born out of an overwhelming annoyance that for some reason body hair is associated with masculinity despite Everyone Having It. so why not draw a cute hairy girl about it
[image description: a drawing of a tan-skinned woman with brown and blond dyed hair pulled into a ponytail and copious body hair and stubble. she is smiling and doing a peace sign gesture with her hand. next to her is text saying "body hair has no gender!" end id]
i'm really curious about this, but where are y'alls names from? like one of my names is mexican and the other is arabic
rb and tag where your name's from
i hate you ai art i hate you "unalive" i hate you youtube premium i hate you twitter 8$ checkmark i hate you nfts i hate you therapy app advertisements i hate you non-chronological timelines i hate you instagram reels i hate you subtle tiktok filters that cant be turned off i hate you family bloggers i hate you ads on true crime episodes i hate you facebook i hate you vr glasses on chickens i hate you dystopian social media
bitches reading They Both Die in the End
Me when the story that obviously isn’t going to have a happy ending doesn’t have a happy ending
theyre inviting you to play ponies with them ^_^
Drawing Spider-Man everyday until Spider-Man: Beyond the Spider-Verse is released. Day 688.
