Its Been A Few Days, My Interests Did A Full 180° And I Am Obsessed With Superior Octopus/spider-man

if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.

My wife but I'm not a fuckingng coward

Have fun with it, Spidey!!

As someone who does bouldering and is often called Spider-Man when I climb, I second this

What if Peter Parker did bouldering???

Like that shit is RIGHT UP HIS ALLEY. You got any idea the kind of muscles you get from that shit? The body control and the grip strength you get from doing that on a regular basis? Sure he's Spider-Man and can just stick to the rocks and he's already got super strength but just for a moment imagine with me Peter finding a tiny space in the rock climbing community that's just like:

"Hey kid your form's looking a little off, if you do it this way you wont strain your arms as much and it'll be easier to hold for longer."

"Gee thanks, I appreciate that!"

"Anytime bud!"

And then later finding out that the habits he's picked up means he's less tired while climbing around on patrol?? Or maybe it'd even be a good excuse for how he can climb up to random places that a normal human can't!

"Hey how'd you get up there?"

"Oh I rock climb."

"Understandable. Have a nice day!"

And just imagine Peter being an absolute LEGEND in the gym he goes to. Some random kid that shows up every other week, free climbs three of the hardest routes in a single go, calls it a day, and leaves.

Like DUDE

And okay let's not even include the idea that he'd practice techniques, but dont you think it'd be a nice getaway for him? A place where he can just climb over and over and maybe just maybe he finds a calm meditation while doing it? He can scurry around on the walls in a space that's acceptable for him to do so and it wouldn't be weird for him? And maybe just maybe if the employees there notice how freakishly fast he climbs the routes, what if they just mind their own business and leave him to it.

Like:

Do yall see my vision here??

Yall see what i mean??

this is a place where he can scurry and be spidery and climb shit without anyone batting an eye

So in conclusion, Peter would have a lot of fun at a rock climbing/bouldering gym and I think it would be good stimulation. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

I love panels where he's just in the background sitting there

reposting and tagging noir for you whores (with love) bc I think everyone should draw inspiration from this man and apply it to noir (beat him up more)

Here's this drawing of Harold Lloyd I did that I really like considering the picture I used was the lowest quality I could ask for (dunno why I did that to myself) which is why I did the hand good enough

ref below cut bc yeah, I did make it HD

“It’s alright now. The stars shall carry you. Even if everyone forgets, you shall forever be eternal with the universe.”

More old Anya fanart. I like to believe that she was embraced by and became one with the universe after her death because fuck Jimmy for erasing her from the narrative!

first post of the year- more people need to see this

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOURE DOING AND LOOK AT THE SPIDER-NOIR MY BABY COUSIN DREW FOR ME

rule #1 of being a child soldier is to have fun and be yourself