Your Honor My Client Is Guilty Can I Get Another One

my fear is getting marked as using AI for a writing assignment in school, when in reality I read the dictionary out of boredom in 2nd grade and the thesaurus in 7th (twice)

Autistics who use precise language are getting TORN APART in ao3 comment sections over suspicions of being AI. “No human being talks like this.” Man, autistics have been getting compared to robots about as long as robots have existed, fuck you very much!!

nothing more flattering than someone saying "oh don't get her going" in reference to you when a topic you're passionate about is brought up

no yimpy needed

mutuals always making masterpieces and I think wow. and you're following me too. wild stuff

wowza

next comes spite.

Spoilers for Creature Commandos

REAL ENDING TO CREATURE COMMANDOS SEASON FINALE (TRUE AND NOT FAKE!!1!1!1!!!1) /j

i’m sorry but unless the directors say so, no one can convince me that movie noir, with his nic cage voice, is 19 like his comic counterpart

YUM!!!

For a niche audience . I love my gf

I love Superior Spiderman so much. He tries to be super serious but instead he comes off super goofy.

Dude has a robot sidekick butler that serves guests that was one of the first Spiderman villains. He has the evil scientist look but everyone just treats him normally. He maniacal evil laughs out of nowhere and people just wonder if he's lost his mind.

He took one look at Peter's life and instantly went back to college to get his PhD AGAIN in Peters body because doctor is in his name, always. He will kill you unless his girlfriend, Anna Maria, said no. Then you're on thin fucking ice. He also drops everything for her instantly even if the city is on fire.

When he became Superior Venom he was ready to murder a guy in cold blood for texting and driving. Whereas normally he just says such things are below him and sends a message to the police to deal with it instead.

Despite being one of Spiderman's greatest villains, he started recruiting Spidermen from the Spiderverse to save the Spiderverse from vampires. He led them and organized the whole thing. Multiple times. He even became 1048 (Insomniac) Spidermans friend WHILE 1048 KNEW FULL WELL HE WAS OTTO OCTAVIUS.

He's so un threatening. Everyone just thinks Peter's back in his jerk era. He straight up quit the Avengers and they never even figured out what the hell was up with "spiderman" at that time. They barely even bat an eye.

I haven't gotten to this point in the comics yet but he names himself fucking Elliot Tolliver.

He's great.