THERE IS NO DELTARUNE
THERE IS NO SILKSONG
AND THERE IS NO QUEEN OF ENGLAND
I was in therapy the other day and talking about gender dysphoria and said "it's such a shame because I really am the hottest person ever"
im literally so self obsessed it's unbelievable. I'm so hot and stylish all the time its insane. i need to get better at photographing myself because it's honestly a crime that not everyone can see me all the time. i look good in everything and anything.
Now that more people know who squirrel girl is, I think nows a good time to share one of my favorite comic panels
*blows up jingleballs from washingmouth*
no fucking way I was right
HELLO??? CHECKPOINT RED ACTUALLY IS NATASHA???
fyi if you're trying to use the fact that that rancid ass muskrat cunt is autistic to be like "oh he didn't know what he did was wrong" about the fact that he threw up a fucking nazi salute then you are one of the stupidest fucking cunts to walk the earth and since we're in a housing crisis you should start offering the massive amount of empty fucking space in your skull for rent
(signed, an autistic person)
"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.
"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"
"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."
"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."
"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.
"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."
"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."
"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.
"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.
"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."
"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."
"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."
He’s like a kid on his first day of school I adore him so much you don’t even understand what he means to me
Based on this image vv
Proceeds to get his arm broken