Bumblebees First Day Out Of Sublevel 50

i love tf1 orion/optimus so fucking much ygs don't even know. he's a sweetheart. he's bisexual. he's a failboy magnifique. he's getting chased out of government facilities. he gets his best friend/crush cute little stickers of his idol. he's saying "so long suckers!" and immediately falling down skylights. he's broken three laws in the past 48 hours and it'll be up to four when i'm done talking. he's bisexual. he's emoting like it's his job and the rent's due. he has dewy skin, a snatched waist and kiss-me lips. he's catching a torpedo in midair and then turning around and spin-kicking someone like a soccer ball. his boss tells him he kind of sucks and he's like yeah that tracks. he's killing government employees with chainsaws. he can't keep a jetpack to save his life. he's cognizant of the injustices of the system and committed to righting those wrongs with every shred of power he has. his ex spiraled after fumbling him so hard that it's gonna start a 4-million year war. he's bisexual.

elita pep talk

this is one of my favourite videos ever i turned it into an mp3 and put it on my phone so i could listen to iy whenever i wanted

me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

Chatty loner

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

this world aint all cookies n cream little fella

is it true that excessive masturbation can weaken your pelvic floor muscles for vagina havers?

hi anon,

no, that generally shouldn't happen unless you like to masturbate via blunt force trauma.