Ugh I Hate When We Start Talking About Controversial Shifting Shit On Here Instead Of NOT GIVING A FUCK!

۶ৎ THINGS TO SCRIPT: RANDOM EDITION ˙⋆.˚

PHYSICAL ENHANCEMENT & INVULNERABILITY:

Your hair never gets greasy, tangled, or frizzy unless desired.

You never feel cold or hot unless you want to.

Your nails grow at the perfect speed and never break unless you want them to.

You always smell good, no matter what.

You never get sick, no matter what virus or disease is going around.

Your teeth are always perfect—never crooked, never get cavities, and always white.

You never feel pain unless you want to.

Your stamina is infinite—you never get tired from running, training, or physical activity.

Your reflexes are insanely fast, letting you dodge anything easily.

You never get headaches, stomachaches, or any random body pains.

Your hair and eyebrows always grow in perfectly, so you never have to shave/pluck unless you want to.

You never get acne, redness, or skin irritation.

You can breathe perfectly in any environment (underwater, high altitudes, space, etc.).

Your makeup (if you wear it) is always flawless and never smudges unless you want it to.

Your hair is always the perfect length and never grows too fast or too slow.

Your eyelashes are naturally long, full, and never fall out.

You never get sunburned, no matter how long you stay in the sun.

You don’t need to shower or use hygiene products to stay clean unless you want to.

Your posture is always perfect, and you never get sore from sitting or standing for too long. You never sweat unless you want to.

You never get cramps of any kind.

You can hold your breath for as long as you want without discomfort.

Your body is immune to alcohol and drugs unless you choose otherwise.

Your joints and muscles never ache, even after intense physical activity.

You never have allergic reactions to anything unless you want to. Your metabolism is perfectly balanced—you never gain or lose weight unless you want to.

You never get cold sores, chapped lips, or dry skin.

You never get out of breath from running or exerting yourself.

You can instantly adjust your body temperature to feel comfortable in any environment.

Your voice never cracks or sounds shaky, even if you’re nervous.

SOCIAL AND MENTAL PERKS:

You are a naturally fast reader and can absorb information instantly.

You always know when someone is lying to you.

You can understand and read any handwriting, no matter how messy it is.

You can make anyone laugh effortlessly.

You always have the perfect music playing in your environment when you need it.

You can make your voice sound like any singer’s and sing perfectly in tune.

You can inspire or motivate anyone effortlessly.

You always know how to solve problems quickly and effectively.

You never get nervous or anxious in social situations.

You can understand any subject instantly, even the most complex ones.

Your instincts are always right, and you can trust them without hesitation.

You can access any memory in perfect detail whenever you want.

You can pick up any accent and speak fluently without practice. People always take your advice seriously and follow it.

You always win games of chance if you want to.

You always know the perfect thing to say in every situation.

You can learn any skill instantly and master it in no time.

You can read and understand any language just by looking at it once.

You always have the best comebacks in arguments.

You naturally give off a presence that makes people respect you.

You are effortlessly charismatic and likable.

Your handwriting is always neat and beautiful, no matter how fast you write.

You never forget anything important—you have perfect memory recall.

Your voice is always smooth, clear, and exactly how you want it to sound.

You always wake up feeling refreshed and energized, no matter how much sleep you got.

You always find lost items easily.

You can sense people’s true intentions instantly.

EVERYDAY LIFE PERKS:

Your clothes are always the perfect temperature—never too hot or too cold.

Your shoelaces never come untied unless you want them to.

You never misplace important items like your phone, wallet, or keys.

You never spill drinks or drop food accidentally.

Your alarm clock always wakes you up at the perfect time, so you never feel groggy.

You never have to deal with traffic or slow drivers.

You always get good grades or evaluations without struggling.

You never experience awkward moments unless you want to.

You never feel rushed or overwhelmed, even when you have a lot to do.

You can always find the perfect gifts for people effortlessly.

You always get the best deals when shopping.

Your favorite products never get discontinued.

Elevators, buses, and trains always arrive exactly when you need them.

Your luggage or packages never get lost or delayed.

You never run out of things at inconvenient times (like toilet paper, soap, or toothpaste).

Your clothes always fit perfectly and never get dirty or wrinkled.

Any food you eat is always the perfect temperature and tastes amazing.

You never stub your toe or accidentally bite your cheek/tongue.

Bugs never bother you (no mosquito bites, no flies buzzing around, etc.).

You never lose things like keys, phones, or wallets.

You can perfectly parallel park or drive any vehicle with ease.

Technology never glitches or lags for you.

Your phone battery never dies unless you want it to.

You always find money on the ground or in random places.

You can always get front-row seats or the best spots at events.

Your favorite songs always play when you want them to.

You can summon any object you need at any time.

Time slows down when you’re having fun, so you never feel like good moments pass too quickly.

SUPERNATURAL & FUN ABILITIES:

You can rewind time for yourself without affecting others.

You can manifest any outfit or accessory instantly.

You can walk through crowds without ever bumping into anyone.

You can change your eye color or hair color at will.

You can see perfectly in the dark like a cat.

You can phase through solid objects whenever you want.

You can snap your fingers to instantly organize and clean your space.

You can control gravity to float or walk on walls.

You can summon food and drinks out of thin air.

You can pause conversations and think for as long as you want before responding.

You can instantly locate anyone you need to find.

You can enter and control your own dreams whenever you sleep.

You can absorb knowledge from books just by touching them.

You can create illusions that only specific people can see.

You can slow down time during important or fun moments so they last longer.

You can heal other people just by touching them.

You can change the weather instantly to match your mood or needs.

You can make yourself completely silent—no footsteps, no breathing sounds, no movement noise.

You can teleport to your favorite fictional world and return whenever you want.

You can teleport anywhere instantly.

You can stop, rewind, or fast-forward time.

You can turn invisible at will.

You can shapeshift into any form, including animals.

You can fly effortlessly.

You can control the elements (fire, water, air, earth).

You can understand and talk to animals.

You can create portals to other dimensions or realities.

You can walk through walls or solid objects.

You can summon any fictional character into your reality.

You can communicate through telepathy with anyone you choose.

You can bring objects from dreams or imagination into real life.

You can erase awkward or embarrassing moments from people’s memories.

found this on reddit and it summarizes perfectly how to shift realities. this is not even a hack, this is how you shift. it’s literally this simple

"If you wanna shift, learn how to meditate."

"if you wanna shift, learn how to meditate."

NOO BITCH I DONT WANT TO, I JUST WANNA SHIFT STFUUUU!!!

When it comes to shifting and morality debates, I'm of two minds:

On one hand, I think the majority of the shifting morality debates are just puritism, and virtue signaling. Puriteens too focused on trying to police shifting of all things, like they can actually do anything about it. They talk about reality shifting like it's pro/anti shipping discourse and not an actual real place. Even if someone did admit to committing horrific crimes in another reality... you literally can't do anything about that. Like of all the things you can't do, trying to stop someone in another reality is probably the one thing you can't do the most. 😭

On the other hand, I understand that this reality does have certain "rules" when it comes to morality.

If you told people in your DR you did things that would break the Geneva Convention here... Is it not obvious people are gonna be mad? I don't understand why anyone act surprised at people giving an obvious reaction you ADMITTING TO HORRIFIC CRIMES especially when you literally didn't have to say anything at all.

If you're a shifter, you literally don't have to tell anyone anything, and I think some shifters forget that. What goes on in your DR is between you and that DR.

And please don't misunderstand, I'm not telling people what they can and can't do (obviously, ppl are gonna do what they want!), or talk about when it comes to their DR... I just don't why would be surprised that when you admitted to committing henious acts that *everyone disliked that.*

Has anyone tried to shift to Homicipher? I was in sleep paralysis thinking of Mr. Crawling, I was looking at a large object in my room and his form kept taking shape, more and more. I noped the fuck outta that shift so quickly.

I have a Game Dev Dr, where I literally created an amazing indie game on par with greats like Undertale and Stardewvalley, I can't wait to shift there.

𝕴 𝔞𝔪 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔲𝔫𝔦𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔢 ✮⋆˙

𓇼 ⋆.˚ 𓆉 𓆝 𓆡⋆.˚ 𓇼

જ⁀➴. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁Growing up in a highly religious Hindu household I had always heard outstanding stories of gods, demons, energy, souls and the likes…and just the other day, I talked to my father’s friend, who is also a respected, inspiring and admirable Hindu priest about the theory of multiverse and he smiled, knowingly smiled, and he said ‘Aham Brahmasmi’. Which quite literally means, I am the absolute, I am the universe, the cosmos.

It blew my mind, not because I had not known or remotely heard of the concept before, I had, but hearing someone I admire and believe in so deeply say it so easily, so…effortlessly did something to my brain. I had been treating shifting like this whole big secret, a big conspiracy theory, a bigger than the sky, other worldly magic of sorts that hearing him say it oh so nonchalantly, like it was natural, I was overwhelmed with thoughts, and the more I mulled over how I am the universe, the more I knew, that I am the universe.

I thought of how in the grand tapestry of existence, everything is connected. Every universe, every cosmic possibility exists simultaneously, and there’s jivana (life) that flows through them all, binding them together. In Hindu cosmology, the idea of Yugas (ages of the world) is cyclical, ever-repeating, as if we’re living in a constant loop of creation, preservation, and dissolution. There’s no "end" in sight, just an everlasting dance of creation (and sometimes destruction, because, well... balance).

The universe in Hinduism is described as the ultimate reality, the formless, boundless, uncaptured, infinite consciousness that forms all of existence. Everything—every object, every being, every thought, emerges from it and returns to it. And when one says “Aham Brahmasmi,” they're breaking through the illusion of separation. It’s like stepping out of a dream and realizing you were the dreamer all along. It is realizing that you are the observer, the observed, and the act of observing itself.

And it is now that I do not just know it but also believe it, and it is now that I will shift, for it is now that I am shifting.

　　　we were always going home ,

yes, i have shifted, more than ten times, if you’re the sort who counts miracles like matchsticks or notches on a headboard. i am not. i do not tally my miracles like debts to be repaid. they arrive not as triumphs, but as returns. familiar. like a song i almost forgot i knew until i was humming it again, accidentally, under the breath of my dreaming.

i do not care if you believe me. i say that without spite. belief was never a prerequisite for truth. you do not have to clap for the moon to rise, nor bow to the ocean to be pulled under. reality does not ask for applause. it simply is.

i shifted after four years. four years of thinking maybe i was broken in some exquisite, cosmic way, cracked just wide enough to want, never wide enough to have. four years of collecting every method like seashells, pressing each one to my ear and listening for home. sometimes i heard static. sometimes i heard blood. sometimes i heard nothing at all. 

there were nights i didn't think i'd live to see morning. i say that with the softest voice possible, not for pity, but because it's true. i don't mean metaphorical dark nights of the soul, i mean the real ones. the kind where your body's still, but your mind is clawing at the walls, begging for a window. the kind where shifting wasn't some spiritual hobby or escapist whim, but a lifeline. a rope thrown into the pit.

i don't know who i would've been if i hadn't believed. not the glowing kind of belief. not the pretty kind. but the cracked, ugly kind. the kind that crawls. the kind that gasps, "please, just let me wake up somewhere else."

so when i say i shifted, i don't say it lightly. it wasn't a party trick. it was a resurrection.

quiet. not cinematic. not some thunderclap of fate. it was a shift like how morning happens, slowly, and then all at once. i remember going to sleep in my room, wrapped in some terrible hoodie, the air stale with the smell of forgetting. and then, like a breath i didn't know i'd been holding: i am there. not will be. not want to be. not maybe one day. i am. right now. here. and there.

it didn't feel like magic. it felt like choosing god, even if you don't know who god is. like giving yourself permission to walk on water not because it's easy, but because the alternative is drowning.

the assumption wasn't loud. it was a hum. a bassline beneath everything. and the moment i tuned into it, the world bent. not to serve me, but to meet me. like it was always trying to.

this is how i got there: i assumed i was there. i used the law.

i wish i had something more elegant to offer. a potion. a spell. a hundred-counted ritual. i don't. i have only assumption. not the performance of it, but the private, unwavering kind. the kind that does not blink. the kind that plants a flag in the dirt and says, "this is mine, because i said so."

i said i was there. so i was. not overnight. not in a blaze of light. it happened like a thread slipping through the eye of a needle, one slow stitch at a time. i told the air around me that my dr was real. i told the silence. i told the toothbrush in my hand, the toothpaste cap i dropped on the floor, the moth blinking against the bathroom light.

i didn't have to fight for it anymore. i didn't have to prove myself worthy. desire is not a courtroom, and the universe is not a jury. i stopped begging. i started being. and slowly, the scaffolding of this reality dissolved.

this wasn't faith. faith is something you carry with trembling hands. this was certainty. this was sitting still long enough for the river to realise it already knew your name. this was recognising that shifting was not a door you unlock with the right key, but a room you have already lived in. the furniture remembers your weight. the walls still echo your voice.

i shifted because i remembered.

and i kept remembering. even when it felt stupid. even when it hurt. even when the forum girls sighed and the scripting girls cried and the cynics said i was lost in a fantasy. maybe i was. but so is everyone. some people just settle for worse ones.

this is what i know: you can get there too. you are not cursed. you are not exempt. the moment you stop performing belief and start inhabiting it, like a house, like a skin, like an inheritance, you will see.

it is not far. it is next. it is with. it is just beyond the veil of doubt, waiting to be spoken aloud like a name that's always been yours.

you do not have to be special. you do not have to be chosen. you do not need a voice in the sky or a star to fall at your feet. you only need to decide. quietly. daily. like it's brushing your teeth. like it's feeding the dog. like it's the most ordinary miracle in the world.

let it be that simple. let it be that unremarkable. you were never meant to earn it. only to remember it. only to open your hands and realise they've been holding the key the whole time.

assume. not with fear, but with fondness. not with hunger, but with homecoming.

and if you don't believe yet, pretend. not out of desperation, but out of reverence. act like you are there not because it will trick the world, but because it will tune you to it. reality doesn't respond to panic. it responds to presence.

so say the toothbrush is yours. say the air smells different. say the cereal tastes sweeter. say the light is warmer. say your name with a little more certainty. you don't need proof. you are the proof.

and do not ask yourself how again. ask when. ask what now. ask am i ready to walk through the door i've been holding shut with both hands all this time?

because the door is open. the light is on. your seat is warm. your name is carved in the table.

come back.

things I learned after shifting to Hogwarts ‧₊ ᵎᵎ⋅ ˚ △⃒⃘

SIDENOTE: hogwarts was not the first reality I shifted to ! this is a uni reality ! there is no war ! ask any questions you want !

.☘︎ ݁˖ BATHROOM. I’ve genuinely never seen anyone talk about this but ( at least in my reality ) there’s a bathroom on the Hogwarts Express and holy fuck??? On the outside it looks tiny asf but I went in there to change into my robes and it’s wayyy bigger than it looks on the outside. It works like the tents in Goblet of Fire basically. The toilets and everything look relatively new so I’m assuming they change it every couple years just to keep in good condition.

.☘︎ ݁˖ MUGGLES. Have you ever wondered exactly how the muggles don’t notice wizardry, or at least at the platform? In my personal experience, unless it’s magic very intentionally and obviously done in front of muggles, there will usually be a moment distraction where they don’t see the magic happening. In the sense of platform nine and three quarters, there’s usually a couple trains that arrive around the same time and blare the horn so everyone usually gets distracted by that. But a personal example of this happens when I was standing in front of the barrier getting ready to cross through the wall, a young child was watching me from afar and as soon as started walking forward, he tripped over the wheel of his mothers luggage and didn’t see me go through the wall.

.☘︎ ݁˖ THE GREAT HALL. The candles are never ending. They don’t drip. They don’t melt in any way. I just had to say that cause I legit stared at them for almost an hour trying to see if it would melt. You have to talk pretty loud to be heard at the front where Dumbledore usually gives his lil speeches, which means the students who sing have lungs for DAYSSSS it’s actually so impressive. The benches are uncomfortable, not unbearable but not recommended for sitting for a long time lol. There’s no menu or anything, the food rlly does just appear there but there’s always something for everybody. Some people even walk up and down the table looking for what they want.

.☘︎ ݁˖ OTHER SCHOOLS. I didn’t stay in this reality for very long but I was always asking questions ( sorry mcgonnagall ). Ilvermorny is currently trying to admit more Native American wizards into their school but Native American wizards (as far as I know) have their own kind of magic and legit do not want anything to do with Ilvermorny. Kind of similar issue in Australia and Aboriginals I’m pretty sure. There’s a lot of, like a fuck ton of wizarding schools in Africa. I know JK Rowling has like one wizarding school in Africa but geographically speaking, that never made sense to begin with and I wasn’t surprised when I found out there were different/smaller wizarding schools around Africa.

.☘︎ ݁˖ STUDENTS. I don’t know how many students are in Hogwarts but I do know that it’s never a surprise who comes to Hogwarts. The ministry genuinely keeps track of every single wizard who has children, and even hold records of wizards who have families without wizarding abilities, just in case someone pops out with it. Easiest way to think of it is that families like Ron’s are always kept track of as well as Hermione’s, so it’s never usually a surprise when someone turns up muggleborn cause they’re usually expecting it.

.☘︎ ݁˖ PROFESSORS. The professors are not as silly goofy as they are in the movies guy :( They’re not miserable or anything but they all just remind me of the standing emoji LMAOOO. But seriously, someone like Mcgonnagall is not as welcoming or “chill” as she is in the movies or towards Harry. But some definitely are more chill, especially the younger ones. Slughorn is my silly king but even he has his moments.

Since this is a uni, Snape isn’t as uh…violent (?) as he is in the movies. Neville is a grown ass man, Snape is def not his biggest fear but Neville in general has a strong urge to prove himself and it reflects in his relationship with Snape. Snape isn’t scary, he just demands lots of respect and has respect for people that have proven they are “worthy” of it, i.e., high marks, put together, confidence, strong willed, etc.

.☘︎ ݁˖ DIVINATION. Did you guys know that being a witch/wizard doesn’t automatically make you good at all forms of divination? I scripted Mattheo Riddle into this reality and me and him are soooo good at other forms of divination like tarot, coffee grounds, and even the the crystal ball, but Theodore Nott fucking sucksss at it. Hermione also didn’t do as well in the class as I know she could’ve done, but according to Treylawney, all forms of divination require open mindedness towards something you can’t understand. Someone like hermione, for example, wants to know everything all the time and doesn’t beat around the bush, so tarot isn’t her cup of tea because she doesn’t think it’s giving her exactly what she wants.

.☘︎ ݁˖ HOMEWORK. Homework can either be really fun or really time consuming. It’s just like regular homework where you recall everything you learned in class but homework isn’t very common the more you move up in classes, mainly because the magic you start to do becomes more hands on rather than memorizing. This doesn’t apply to Snape though. He loves homework.

.☘︎ ݁˖ UNIFORMS. THE ROBES ARE INSULATED. It’s very thick, good quality fabric and keeps you real warm during the winter but during the later hot months like September, it’s not uncommon to walk around with the robes open or in your hands, but you have to wear them in your body during class, no exceptions. They absorb stains??? This is one I wasn’t expecting but it’s a magical robe so…okay! I dropped cranberry juice on the sleeve and it just completely absorbed and it didn’t stink or anything. This doesn’t apply to the tie or anything else, those have to washed for sure.

.☘︎ ݁˖ REALITY. If you haven’t shifted yet, you’ll often hear people say “it’ll feel natural because you’ve already lived there your whole life” and while that is true, it’s also not because how am I supposed to be natural walking past Robert fucking Pattinson to get to Defense Against the Dark Arts???? In my mind, he’s always been Edward from Twilight and seeing him in the hogwarts robes just made me stop in my tracks and stare. Some things come natural and some things don’t but I embrace everything with open arms.

.☘︎ ݁˖ EXTRA. Draco is blonde as hell! Like Targaryen level blonde. I do think it’s natural tho cause Luna has the same platinum type of blonde going on. Harry’s scar is soooo much cooler in this reality, it’s thin but branches out on the side of his face and it’s much more noticeable than the one in the movie. Hermione has curly curly hair! I don’t know if she straightens it in the books but I know she does in the movie, in this reality she literally just got a better curl routine. She has a ton of products and really cares for her hair and she’s lowkey embarrassed cause it’s the one thing she considers “vain.”

There’s a “club” of sorts where a bunch of students get together and run around the castle at the crack ass of Dawn for exercise ( best believe they have NEVER seen the likes of me ). I was told there are wizards who are famous in muggle spaces, typically for music or art. The painting will warn people when the stairs are about to move lol. That whole house discrimination stuff doesn’t happen as often as it does in the movies/books, most people don’t actually care and Slytherins get along with Ravenclaws and Hufflepuffs well—however, Gryffindor does have the tendency to poke fun and Slytherins respond with dry sarcasm so sometimes it’s not a perfect fit! House discrimination was bigger in our parents age but as the years have gone by, the current gen doesn’t care fr.

That’s all I can think of atm, thank you for reading and yes I will be doing this with other places I’ve shifted to!