im going to write you into a fucking luigi mangioni fanfic
asanoya this asanoya that,,,,, me personally i ship asahi and some damn prozac
heavy is a feeling I like
this au is my new roman empire
a jayvik dbh au that has been on my mind for a while, really interested with the idea of viktor being the one to pull the "reanimate ur partner from the dead" shtick
aka, oopsie the android you created because you couldn't get over the death of your partner actually possesses a will to live and shatters your view of the line between humanity and machinery!!
“Are there many little boys who think they are a Monster? But in my case I am right said Geryon to the Dog they were sitting on the bluffs The dog regarded him Joyfully”
Anne Carson, Autobiography of Red
Texas has these days where the sky is so blue, you imagine you could scoop it into your palms and take a sip. Blue enough to touch, and surreal enough to quench some undefinable thirst.
It was under these skies that Sarah Jane “Spider” spent her adolescence, and learned to differentiate colors.
*rubbing hands together like Doofenshmirtz* you Better bury your gays... somewhere I can't find them... I'm coming for them...
He lay very straight
in the fantastic temperatures
of the red pulse as it sank away and he thought about the difference
between outside and inside.
Inside is mine, he thought. The next day Geryon and his brother
went to the beach.
They swam and practiced belching and ate jam-and-sand sandwiches on a blanket.
Geryon's brother found an American dollar bill
and gave it to Geryon. Geryon found a piece of an old war helmet and hid it.
That was also the day
he began his autobiography. In this work Geryon set down all inside things
particularly his own heroism
and early death much to the despair of the community. He coolly omitted
all outside things.
Anne Carson, Autobiography of Red
@gremlinblogs
I think the funniest jumpscare I've ever experienced was when I was like 17 and touring a university with my class and they had a dental program there and they also had motion activated lights and we were following the guide down a hallway and they had a bunch of fake dental office rooms and as we passed each room the lights were activated and they were all empty except for one which had a dummy on the dental chair with an unhinged mouth filled with realistic teeth and let me tell you the experience of walking in front of a window only for it to light up to reveal that was so genuinely horrifying
obsessed with this concept
i remember the time i was eating breakfast cereal with the tv behind me. and all of a sudden. with absolutely no warning. i hear david rossi. naturally i think, THE HELL?? CRIMINAL MINDS HAS NO BUSINESS BEING ON THE CHANNEL FOR FOX NEWS.
it was an ad.
anyways thank you joe mantegna for blessing my tv on a fine sunday morning.
(no one: me: HOLY SHIT ITS JOE MANTEGNA my confused grandpa: who tf is joe mantegna)