Forgetting Sarah Marshall 2008
Smoking: Half a Jay (I’ve been sick and not smoking so I’m a light weight right now, hahaha)
Surprise surprise. Another one of my favorites. About a guy trying to get over a break up by going on vacation, and then running into his ex with her new boyfriend. I also love that instead of your typical chick flick where it is the girl finding themselves we have Jason Segel.
I’ve always love JS ever since I saw him in How I Met Your Mother. I love that he was able to branch out after the show and get into more things. He definitely makes me laugh! And then you have his lovely Co-Star Kristen Bell. Who plays more of the b!tch, cheats on her man when they’ve been together for 5 ½ years. And not just cheats, but has a whole other relationship. Definitely a roll reversal movie from your typical Girl Power movie! And I think that is why it makes it one of my favorites, that and the ever-gorgeous Mila Kunis is in it. She’s always a plus. Loved her in Black Swan with Natalie Portman!
Anyway….. back to the movie!
KB is coming in to break up with JS and he has just gotten out of the shower. Then PEN!S shot! And sack when he bends over to cry for a moment. Not a part of him that I thought I would ever see. And I must say, CONGRATULATIONS!
Then sits on the fucking leather couch butt ass naked! That must have been so cold! And then he stands up quickly and another d!ck shot. I don’t think I could ever do that on one of those couches. Just imagining it gives me the chills. I’m good. Lol.
Now comes in Bill Hader, Mr. Flint Lockwood himself! Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs is another favorite for my husband and me! We love to watch both of them, the puns are amazing! “There’s a leek in the boat!” Pans to a leek vegetable and they all just start screaming. It cracks me up!!
Once again…. Back to the movie
He is with JS at a bar so that he can try to get over KB. He wants to B his L on somebody’s T’s! He is so heart broken over KB cheating on him that he is just trying to fill the void. Now I’m wondering why there was no proposal or anything? But later on, we find out that she was trying to make him happy and it was like he didn’t want to be for some reason. So maybe it is because he didn’t want to be happy that he never proposed. Hmmmmm
JS has series of sex scenes next with different woman and how they all have sex differently and one girl just keeps saying Hi over and over again. He had to ask her to stop. Hahaha. Then she says you can gag me, and by the end of the exchange she is saying do you want to gag me and he says, “Kind of, now.” Hahahahaha.
And his first day back at work. Where he does music for the show that KB is on. He just had to break up with her and then she has to keep seeing her large in front of him. Then he destroys the screen with a music stand. Like wondering, is he drunk still? Maybe extra hung over? It’s so sad but hilarious.
BH defending his wife is the cutest thing, even when he’s saying “I have no qualms with sticking you!” Now JS is talking about how everything reminds him of KB. And BH brings up going on vacation and you have JS deciding to go to Hawaii. I really want to go there one day. It looks so beautiful.
Here is the beautiful MK. If you can’t tell I totally have a crush on her lol! She’s just so pretty!
Time to munch…
I love when JS calls BH and BH is trying to convince him to go back to his room and not follow KB. And you just hear BH yelling over the phone, “Go to the room Pete! Go back to your room! Peter!” Probably one of my more favorite BH moments in the movie. To be able to hear him just yelling is soooo funny.
Then we run into Paul Rudd! Antman! Chuck the surfing instructor. He is arguably not the best instructor. Do less, Do less, Do less. My goodness. “The weather outside is weather.” I quote this so often. Guess he would be a stoner. He sure acts like it.
So, we have all of these series of moments where MK and JS are like on a date, starts at a beach party where a fight breaks out and they leave. End up at a bar and MK sets up JS to sing a song from his Dracula Musical that he wants to be done with puppets. And I really wish it was a real thing. Because I would so own it on DVD.
Now we move on to the second date between MK and JS. They go out on a hike and JS totally underestimated how difficult it was going to be. Why you would ever go on a hike with flip flops on is beyond me. I have terrible feet so there is now way I wouldn’t be wearing tennis shoes with some kind of support. And then they jump off of the cliff into the ocean. I don’t know if I would EVER do that. Like that just seems terrifying. I would probably freak out just like JS does and chicken out part of the way down. And then have to make sure I can get out far enough to not hit rocks down below.
Then JS finally is like I’m going to make this wave my b!tch! Accidentally injures KB’s love interest, Russell Brand, and then he gets coral stuck in his leg. Just after JS found out that KB had been sleeping with him for a whole year before she broke up with him. Obviously as anyone would be, poor JS was very hurt to find out this information.
Now the very awkward double date that is about to happen. JS is out with MK and KB with RB. They share a table together and it is super awkward. KB bought a shirt for RB and he is wearing it. He hates it and ends up spilling cranberry juice all over it to make him not have to wear it every again. After he finishes seeing an older man walking by showing that they have the same shirt on. It is a very tense date where the girls made power moves.
One of my favorite parts to quote in this movie is when KB and RB are fighting and she does a fake British accent saying, “Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.” And I will say it just like she does, tone and everything.
Ugh, what I ate gave me heart burn. Boo.
Then you have KB freshly broken up with RB, and she tries to get JS to sleep with her. He had finally gotten over her by being with MK. Then JS isn’t able to perform and realizes that he is officially over her and doesn’t want anything else to do with her. Leaves before even getting started. Saying that his cock doesn’t want to be around her anymore and that she is the devil. What a big moment for him. He realized that he doesn’t want to still be with this woman who he didn’t realize that they weren’t right for each other.
Then right away he goes to tell MK that he doesn’t want to lie her and then tells her what happens. Having that kind of honesty is amazing. Though some of it didn’t happen. He stated she got naked, but in fact she never did. Talk about continuity error. LOL! I love finding those. Like, that cup had less liquid in it before….
Now heart broken because MK didn’t want to put up with what he did. He goes to the bar where a topless photo of MK is. He rips it off of the wall, gets hit in the face multiple times just to get the picture back for her. Talk about an Act of Love.
Going back home from his vacation, he starts to work full time on his Dracula Musical. He ends up trying to write songs for it and decides to start singing about needing to go see a psychiatrist. He is hurt over MK. Understandable so. He had finally gotten over his ex and was wanting to be with her. Just to have her break his heart. But then he realizes that he needs to take better care of himself and he starts doing amazing things.
He sends MK the invite to his show in the hopes that she will come and see him. After all, she was the one who helped him realize that it was good and that he needed to keep working on it. Boy, does he rock it! I really wish I could see the full production. He has BH play Van Helsing. He gets way into it. It’s kind of nice to see. Because he doesn’t just feel that the musical is good and supporting his step brother. But he really gets into the roll and performs his heart out.
Of course, in the end, MK showed up to the opening and they what seems like get back together. It’s wonderful to see.
That’s it for Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Thanks for stopping by!
-RRR
Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994)
Smoking: Horus
This week’s entry is another favorite of mine. It is about to come off of HBO Max so I decided to watching it this time. Not something hubby cares for so I watch it while he’s at work.
I’m mainly a huge fan of John Hannah, he plays Matthew in the movie. Ever since he was in The Mummy. Obsession lol. It’s not like the same kind as towards Brenden 😍 but just him as an actor. Moving on…
They are all on their way to the first wedding, Hugh Grant is playing Charles and he is still sleeping the day away. Their alarms didn’t go off so they are rushing to get to the wedding, he and Scarlett, played by Charlotte Coleman. I swear their favorite word is fuck 😂 I can’t blame them, I’m a fan of it myself lol. Of course, since he was late, he forgot the rings. But at least there was something there for the ceremony 😂
I feel like I am Tom. I’m that person that everything that could happen does. Tom is played by, James Fleet. Poor guy has the worst luck.
We follow Hugh Grant as he falls in love with Andie MacDowell, Carrie. Of course, they end up seeing each other throughout the movie at 4 weddings and a funeral lol.
Wedding 2. Poor Scarlett her dress is open in the back. Poor Charles, finds out that Carrie is engaged to someone else. Not only that, but he is just surrounded by all his ex-girlfriends. And even though Carrie is engaged to someone else her and Charles bonk.
Third wedding. Carrie’s. Poor Charles looks defeated. I mean who wouldn’t be. He fell madly in love by just seeing her. During the wedding we have the death in which adds the funeral portion to the movie title
The funeral was beautiful.
The 4th wedding. Charles’. His friends play a prank on him the morning of. Since he’s always late they made him think he was running late when really they got there early and had time to be together before the ceremony.
Of course, Carrie is invited. And surprise…divorce. They meet and talk for a few minutes before the ceremony where Carrie informs Charles of what happened.
The ending shows all the friends and their partners at the end.
Probably the shortest review I’m going to have. Trying not to give things away is hard lol.
Till next time!
-RRR
Smoking: Papa Smurf {I had attempted to rolls some jays for the movie but for some reason they wouldn’t stay sealed 😥}
Here is the little description from Disney+ “A modern-day sorcerer must make his seemingly average recruit into the ultimate apprentice.” I feel it sums it accurately. Now for my high mind to write this week’s entry 😊
We start off with a background on the 3 sorcerers that worked under Merlin, James A Stephens, and the evil Morgana, Alice Krige. We have Nicolas Cage playing Balthazar and Alfred Molina playing Horvath the dueling for good and evil. Then we get a glimpse a little more into the future of a young boy named Dave who is found out to be the Prime Merlinean.
Now we go 10 years later and adult Dave is played by Jay Baruchel. The voice of Hiccup in How to Train Your Dragon. I love the relationship Dave has with Bennet, played by Omar Benson Miller. Bennet wants to help him not be by himself and spend time with friends so he doesn’t get stuck in his science projects alone.
Nicolas Cage coming into save the day by turning wolves to puppies while riding a giant metal eagle. I mean can you talk about an entrance!
One of my favorite parts is coming up. The fight in China Town, and on top of that during a festival! We have the fight between Balthazar and Sun-Lok played by Gregory Woo. He has this really cool power where he turned one of the festival paper dragons into a real dragon and chase Dave around. I love how they use the confetti. Its just floating down gracefully, and then they use magic to manipulate it as well.
I’m watching the movie right now on Disney+, but I also have the DVD as well. In the special features they go into details about how they made the Merlin Circle because they didn’t want it to be put in but have it be real. Now I don’t remember a lot about what was said, okay okay, any of what was said ahahah, but I remember thinking it was interesting lol.
Watching Jay try to make a plasma bolt is hilarious! It’s like a whole training sequence where he is basically failing, and failing hilariously.
Now we have Horvath trying to get some more help by reaching out to Drake Stone, played by Toby Kebbell. He uses his sorcerer abilities to be a magician and make money by doing shows. Very good looking and killer accent 😍
There is a Star Wars reference in this movie. Thinking about it. I wonder if in some how Disney new that 2 years after this movie came out they would take the Star Wars franchise?
Then they is the wonderful scene where Dave leaves his lab to be cleaned by his magic. This scene was done with a lot of people in green outfits being different kinds of cleaning supplies. It is an ode to the scene in Fantasia where Mickey Mouse puts on Merlin’s hat and does the same thing with the brooms and mops. They did a REALLY good job putting it all together.
And I just got a 10min interruption by a cat. Calcifur apparently needed my attention for a little while lol.
Snack Break!
I got this way too huge slice of cake. Its soooo good and coconutty 🤤
Can’t believe I’ve gotten almost 600 words in and haven’t even mentioned Dave’s love interest Becky, played by Teresa Palmer. They have a very cute relationship that buds throughout the movie.
Now we get to the last battle. Morgana has been brought back through the 3rd sorcerer Veronica, played by Monica Bellucci. Morgana’s soul is connected to Veronica’s and she is trying to complete the ritual she was stopped from in the beginning of the movie.
We have Balthazar and Horvath battling each other while she is shooting fire balls up in the sky and no one in New York is paying any attention to it. Nor was I for the last 5 mins lol. I got distracted on my phone for a minute there.
Dave gets to battle Morgana in the end, and you know, stuff happens. Once again, trying not to ruin stuff here lol!
Hope you enjoyed this week’s review! Till next time ❤
-RRR
Second movie: Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Smoking: A cone, some of bob bowl
This is another one of my favorites. Having male roommates can be a challenge, which I'm sure they would feel the same way about females. lol. Sharing a bathroom with them is hard also. But I always made sure to lock the door.
Seth Rogen steals Elizabeth Bank's hand warmer to heat up his balls, gross. But he gets his own pay back because it burns his nut sack! Karma.
I definitely knows what it feels like to not want to go to your 10 year reunion. I didn't go to mine, but I had a good reason, COVID it and so I got to stay home and not really make an excuse. Works for me!
I think Craig Robinson is my favorite in this movie. Imma be Oprah rich!
First outfit that EB tries on makes her look like she's in the 70s. I do like the dress she choose she looks cute in it. "To catch a predator kind of way, yeah its sexy." As SR says.
Having 800 people in your graduating class sounds terrible. Like that just sounds like a very packed school, like sardines. Like that is just one class, not including the lower grades.
Then you have the wonderful Jason Long! I really like his other movies; Dodgeball, Accepted. Both great movies.
"I will be your Sherpa on the mountain of gayness"
CR talks about wanting to watch shit while you shit does sound like a good idea. Though like you need to make sure you leave or your legs would be so numb.
Trying to come up with porn movie names, my roommate goes 28 Dongs Later. lol
Jason Mewes being in here I think is the cherry on top. He is so funny, Lester the Molester Cock-in-Stuff. Wait his porn name is Pete Jones!
Erotic Re-imagining Star Whores was born!
Then their plans get foiled and the place they were renting gets destroyed. Now to find out the next thing to try because they still need money. Finding the next thing while working in the Bean-N-Gone.
Shit going into other shit. Kind of feel like that's how life is.
Why would you just start dancing in a porn. They are in a coffee shop, like it was just so random lol.
CR and JM sleeping together on the couch is so adorable. Super hilarious CR's thumb in JM's mouth.
Then the fall out between Zack and Miri. And as he is walking out of the coffee shop the guy pulls out too quickly and the poor camera man got covered in poo! So gross, but soo sooo funny!
CR finally gets Oprah rich! The Settlement went through. And we can come through and end the movie where he love interest comes to a close.
Sex really does change a lot of things in a relationship.
When SR runs into the apartment and sees JM naked in the apartment walking around like its nothing. Teaching SR about what a dutch rutter or a double dutch rutter. I probably could have gone my whole life without knowing that information. lol.
Let us Fuck! The End!
Wasn't as involved with this movie. In some pain and not looking forward to go to work tomorrow. Next time I'll do better, maybe, depends on the buzz.
Binge Smoke*
Hopefully I'll wake up feeling better!
Thanks for stopping by.
-Tripple R
French Kiss (1995)
Smoking: Horus
So, this is my all-time favorite movie. It is something I watched many many times with my family. 3 Generations would sit around together watching it. When my nana came to town it was a MUST to watch before she went back home from visiting.
It starts with Kate, Meg Ryan, on a plan and she is having a panic attack. Turns out she is trying to get over her fears of flying to go with her Fiancé to go to Paris.
Since this is such a chick flick I’m watching it with my roommate, she’s never seen it before. So, this will be fun!! Back to the movie.
So, the Fiancé, Timothy Hutton, goes to Paris without Meg, because of course it is for work so he still has to go. Well, he falls in love with a French woman named Juliette. Played by Suzan Anbeh. In order for Meg to get back Charlie so she decides to fly there to win him back. Where she meets Luc Tessier played by the first love of my life 😍 Kevin Kline 😍. He is able to get her to not even think about the take-off and they are in the air before she knows it!
They land and Luc has put something in Kate’s bag because he knew that she wouldn’t get stopped. Well in the process of Luc getting asked to show his things he runs in to his friend Inspector Jean-Paul Cardon, played by Jean Reno. The inspector takes him in his car and inspects his stuff instead. He loses track of Kate as she heads to the hotel where her Fiancé is staying.
Now I love this movie so much. I have a tattoo of the Eiffel Tower and in blue a quote from the movie in French. Translates to “All men are bastards.”
I’ve skipped over some parts, eh its okay you’ll watch it…maybe hahahah. This part coming up Kate goes back to the hotel where Charlie was staying. And starts to make a scene in front of the Concierge. She like attacks the bell and when she tries to do it a second time, he grabs it like nooooo!!! 😂
Luc goes to find Kate because she has his necklace. He finds her at the train station where she is heading to Cannes to go after Charlie. I love how he is trying to convince her that he is sorry and then has to part from her because he sees the cops that he knows are looking for him and starts to run in the middle of his apology. Enter this funny chase seen between Luc and the Inspector. Just to end up sitting right next to Kate finishing his apology 😂
Well on the train ride, Kate has a fun time eating cheese. Then it turns on her and they had to get off the train and wait for the next one to come through. My next favorite line “My ass is twitching. You people make my ass twitch.”
Now Luc is trying to help Kate get Charlie back. They make it to the hotel where they will be staying, of course it is where Charlie and Juliette are staying at too. Well Kate is trying to spy on them and runs into the dessert tray and it’s just a HUGE mess! 😂
After the first interaction with Charlie, Kate runs into the Inspector who tells her that they need the necklace or Luc would go to jail because they already know that he has it.
I’ll leave the rest to you watching it. It’s your typical 90’s Meg Ryan RomCom😊
-RRR
Alice (2009)
Smoking: Neil Bongstrong
So, this technically isn’t a movie, but a tv mini Series and definitely one of my favorites. We follow Caterina Scorsone, Alice, as she travels to… you guessed it! Wonderland.
My husband and I are currently watching Law and Order SVU, and there is a new ADA played by Philip Winchester who is Jack Chase in this series. So, I’ve been itching to watch it every time we see him pop up on the screen.
This week’s is a little bit harder. I have a poor sick kitten who is demanding love and attention so having double duty.
We basically have all of the characters from the original in here. There is the white rabbit, played by Alan Gray. He isn’t really a rabbit just a man that is running from CS and his hair is long and in two low pony tails that look as if they are his ears.
CS goes through the looking glass into almost half a world. It is floating and boy is it a long way down if you fall. I like to think of this as more of a modern-day Alice, where she is smarter 😂 By smarter I mean she doesn’t take the bate to drink the vile, but still gets captured. Also, not a blonde but brunette. Maybe that’s why she is smarter 🤣 don’t take offense if you’re blonde please, just making a joke.
The first time I watched it was with my friend Rachel and I was soooo baked! There is a scene where people are almost like at the stock market yelling out numbers to purchase emotions. The first time I watched it I thought they were all whispering. Almost like they were in a bubble. Totally not what happens 😂
This happens at the Tea House. And guess who runs it? None other than Hatter, played by Andrew Lee Potts. I’ve been in love with him ever since I’ve watched it 😍
There is even a larger gentleman, Dave ‘Squatch’ Ward that plays the Walrus. Though he is more of an enforcer if you will.
In this adaptation The Queen of Hearts, played by THE Kathy Bates, is married to of course the King of Hearts, Colm Meaney.
Not only do we have KB in here. But the magnificent Tim Curry!! He plays Dodo. He isn’t in too much of the series. But just having him in it is enough for me 😄
KB still likes to take the heads of those who oppose her.
I love how ALP gets shot by TC and he acts like he’s all super hurt and CS is all concerned just to find out that he is wearing a bullet proof vest.
What did I say about it being a long way down? There is the March Hair looking for CS. Though he is called Mad March in this. He straight up threw a guy off of the edge and you just hear him scream allllll the way down.
There is even a Jabberwock! It looks nothing like the one from the one from Tim Burton’s Alice. It actually looks a little derpy 😂
My favorite character is the White Knight, played by Matt Frewer. He is goofy, does a lot of synonyms. Or as I pronounce them cinnamons lolololol. He also apparently does toe nail readings 🤔 whatever that means.
Another similarity is that there is the same cat, Dinah, that surprise CS follows in the forest. Though she turns into the Cheshire Cat.
The part with Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum is played by Eugene Lipinski, and he’s some kind of mind doctor where they try to find out information form CS. There are some trippy backgrounds that are almost like a hypnosis.
Love when ALP and MF are trying to sneak in to the Casino and ALP has this hat trick 🤣 wish I was that cool.
There is a different kind of flamingo. They don’t play croquet, more of fly on them. Watching them on it makes me think of “Choking the Chicken” 😂☠️
How trippy is it to make a reality extend when you enter it from another door. Press of a button, boom the rest of the roof of a building, plus the remaining part of the decaying world.
Definitely a good thing that SC was doing Karate in the real world. Helps her to be able to escape. Then she takes a flamingo through the forest almost like she’s racing on Endor with Leia 🤣
It would be so weird to sit in a room full of eyeballs just staring at you. And way to have terrible hiding skills. Literally they hid behind a pillar but there were people coming form the left. They so would have seen them 🙄
Alice of course brings down the house and wins. She set Wonderland free from the evil queen of hearts.
Thanks for reading!
Toke on! 😶🌫️
-RRR
The Mummy (1999)
Smoking: SuckerPunch
Another favorite! Expect to see the trilogy appearing in the next episodes of Reefer – Reelz – N – Reviews! Something else that I know practically word for word
Open with a MAJOR flash back. We have the wonderful Arnold Vosloo who’s forbidden love with Patricia Velasquez. Leaving them to, do what they usually do, try to raise them from the dead so they can be together. Typically Mummy stuff 😂
How much would that suck... to be eaten AND buried alive? Like no thanks!
Then, the beautiful, the rugged, the omg I wanna ride his face, Brendan Fraser enters a war zone. The year 1923. Don’t forget about the also, wanna ride him, Oded Fehr 🤤 this cast man… panty droppers. All of ‘em.
Then we have my previous life, the ever-clumsy Evelyn Carnahan. Played by the gorgeous Rachel Weisz. I couldn’t imagine having to fix all of those book shelves. Like that just sounds like the biggest pain in the butt. “A bit of a mess in the library,” my ass.
BF is such a great actor. The way you can see him realize who Jonathan is before he punches him. I should do a few more of his movies on here. I really like Monkey Bone, what a trip.
Who uses the word “Flimflam” ☠️ flimflam 😂 I feel like I should use it more.
Omid Djalili shouldn’t have gone off on his own. One of the movie laws, never go off alone. Doesn’t help that he’s greedy. Deserves his fate. Stinking bugs!
I know I said that I was Evy in a past life, when JH hits that rock and the sarcophagus falls from the ceiling. That, is something that would happen to me 😂 “Either he’s someone of great importance, or he did something very naughty.”
Of course, BF has to get all extra with some dynamite. I mean it works, but so extra.
I feel bad for the guys who took the jars. I mean that’s one hell of a way to go. Get sucked into AV to help him regenerate doesn’t seem like a way I’d want to go…
🤔 Maybe the reason I have so many cats is because I wanna be safe from the mummy 🤣
I love how JH can get the crazed mob back into a calm mob chanting Imhotep so he doesn’t get attacked when he goes to get the car. RW just pokes a guy in his eye to get him off the car 😂
“I love the whole sand wall trick. Beautiful. Bastard.” I have to say that even though Kevin J O’Connor flips into working for the bad guy, he cracks me up the most. “Think of my children.” BF – you don’t have any Children.” “Some day I might.” I mean gold!
Time for Spicy Garlic Pickles 🤤 and some shrimp chips!
You know… a lot of people burned in this movie. Like full body.
I love how they just happen to get the camels that KO puts his treasure on. Like of course that happened. Movie logic right. He deserved how he died, just saying.
Well, that’s it for this episode. Toke on.
-RRR
Mermaids (1990)
Smoking: Cone
Hi All! It’s been a minute since I’ve done one of these. I was visiting one of my really good friends and we got to talking about it and she made me excited to do it all over again, so I’m back! Hopefully this time I stick to it 😂
I know I said I would never do a review on a movie again that I haven’t seen, but I can’t help it. I really want to watch it and I have my opportunity for my Reefer Reelz and Reviews. Also, have a kitten intently watching me type, so this should be interesting lol!
Opening scene, swim race. Something I did in my youth! So can already relate to the movie, which is nice. I will say I could do without hearing that breath so clearly as she resurfaces. Look at that baby Christina Ricci!! So little 🥹
Once again, I can relate to this movie, well in theory anyway. Cher moves cross county after a break up and I almost did once. I’m in Texas and I almost moved to San Diego California after a break up. Too small of a town and I didn’t want to see him, settled for going to college further south still in Texas.
Now the kitten is trying to chew on the laptop. Oh boy.
We follow a young Winona Ryder as she goes to look at the convent near her new home. She’s obsessed with becoming a nun when her family is Jewish. Most likely from seeing her mother go through men never finding happiness. She walks through this BEAUTIFUL arch way. I just wanna go to this convent, it looks so peaceful and stunning. She runs into the guys she’s falling in love with and stalks him for a minute before he notices her.
WR’s crush is driving the school bus. Cher, her mom gives her a hard time “Why Charlotte I do believe you’re blushing.” WR is sitting all the way in the back of the bus on the way to school, then on the way back he starts to talk to her. Then she basically makes a date with him. Keep in mind he is 26 and she’s still in high school.
In this new town Cher has met the wonderful Bob Hoskins and it seems like she might be getting in her new relationship. I think this one might work out for her. He seems like a sweet enough guy. At least for right now. They have a cute interaction at parent teacher night.
Enter CR with a pumpkin on her head walking around growling, falls on the floor after growling Rachel 😂
How creepy would it be if you were like trying to be super religious and wanting to become a nun, and the first man you fell for and kissed you were being stared at by these statues of disciples. Like creeeeeepy. Now she thinks she’s the next Virgin Mary and had like a mental break and drove her mom’s car till out of gas to this family’s house and just like inviting herself in.
Snack time. Left over goulash, biscuits and an oreo cupcake 🤤
All she did was kiss the guy, and she went to a doctor to see if she’s pregnant.
Oh boy.. Cher is pushing BH away and then goes and kisses the guy that WR is in love with. Gets caught by WR and turns into a whole thing.
Starting to have a bad feeling about what’s coming next. Underage drinking and heights. Not a good mix, or the fact that there’s a lake and the youngest likes to swim….
So as to not give away everything if you haven’t seen the movie, I will just leave it at that.
Plus, I got distracted with the rest of the movie to remember to type 😅
I really have no idea why this is called Mermaids, other than Cher dressing up as one for Halloween, and the youngest liking to swim.. I mean I guess, probably named movies over less connection. *shrug*
Hope you enjoyed this week’s review.
-RRR
The Goonies (1985)
Smoking: After School Special
You know in the beginning when Robert Davi is faking dead in the county jail, I never understood how he knocked that cop out. It is one of the fakest hits I think I’ve seen in a movie. I mean sure it is 985, but it doesn’t have to be that terrible.
Introducing all the kids throughout the police chase is brilliant through Steven Spielberg. I think my favorite is Corey Feldman when he turns off the tv for the sirens and then the sirens keep going and he hits the tv 😂 just turn around.
True brother-ship right there. Josh Brolin and Sean Astin definitely act like how brothers would.
Ke Huy Quan is my favorite though. All his inventions.
F**king CF. All of those crazy things he “translated” for Lupe Ontiveros. “Always separate the drugs” 🙄
Jeff Cohen… so loud, so annoying. Let’s just yell as loud as you can that these people are going to kill you to where they can hear you. Like tf
Anne Ramsey is definitely one of the scarier mob ladies I think I’ve ever seen. She was definitely a great choice to play Mama Fratelli.
Kerri Green and Martha Plimpton running into the restaurant screaming after finding fish heads on a rake. KG “it jumped right out of the bushes” 🙄 big babies.
Guess Nike paid for some ad space. Saw 2 clear shots of different kinds of shoes as they lowered into the tunnel.
I absolutely love when they starting banging on the pipes! The asshats at the Country Club deserve every bit. Especially Steven Antin in the bathroom!
Just realized that Joe Pantoliano is the captain in Bad Boys. Had to text the bestie 😎
Goonies Never Say Die!
How does AR know the shoe size she was looking at are 5’s??
Now I really wanna Baby Ruth.
KHQ’s inventions saved his live. Pinchers of Peril! Next, his slick shoes!
Then my favorite booby trap from One Eye Willie. The Bone Organ. Poor KG all that pressure to do it right and not kill everyone.
Then we have John Matuszak turn into Super Sloth and kicks his brothers asses! And then AR being a terrible mother. “I only dropped you one once. Well maybe twice.”
I always wondered how JC’s mother in the movie felt about him saying that JM was going to live with them now. Like just inviting some adult stranger into your home.
Of course, they save The Goon Docks!
Thanks for reading this episode of Reefer-Reelz-N-Reviews!
Toke on!😶🌫️
-RRR
Smoking: Splatter
This movie is listed as Horror, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, and a comedy. I’ve seen this movie so many times in the past 11 years. Definitely one of those What The Fuck did I just watch? movies. Something to watch when you’re baked, or even if you just like the strange and unusual, as Lydia describes herself.
I made myself a fancy cup of coffee with whip cream and chocolate sauce in preparation for this movie. Wanted something delicious to go with the creepy.
We follow Chase Williamson, Dave, around as he is on a drug called "Soy Sauce" and trying to find out what happened to his friend John, played by Rob Mayes.
One of my favorite things about this movie is that they got Paul Giamatti to play a role. Like what are the odds he’s in this movie. I don’t even think that this movie went into theaters. I found out about it from a guy I was seeing at the time it came out and it is based off of a book he read so I’m not sure if it went straight to… you know what… l’ll just leave this hear. It isn’t important. What is, a girl just burst into several snakes and a door knob turned into a dick!
Now we have this meat man, literal man made out of different meats (whole turkey, ribs, sausage links).
There is the randomest band. They sing “Camel Holocaust” its definitely not s song like I’ve ever heard before. The beat is really good though. We are seeing this band as a background to how they got Soy Sauce.
We Meet Robert Marley, played by Tai Bennett. He does a really good job of playing someone reaaaaaally creepy. He is going about proving Dave that his abilities are real. All I have to say is high or not, a lot of what happens in this movie makes a lot of sense. Makes you think.
Love that the dog in this movie has a punny name. it’s Bark Lee 🤣
Yes, let me put a syringe that has an unknown drug in out pants pocket. Yes yes, that sounds like a smart idea 🙄
Idk what it is about CW. He just cracks me up through this whole movie. When he first gets injected and is talking to the priest. It’s some freaking/funny shit 😂
If you know anything about Doug Jones, it should give you some insight into the level of creep factor he brings to this movie.. I swear in Buffy it’s the creepiest.
Pause! Time to refill 😊
Okay so this next part. The dude’s mustache just comes ripping off of his face and then flies around like a fucking bat!! Like WHAT?!
I’m like not even half way through the movie and at 500 words. What are y’all going to do with me? Lol. I just run off. Wonder if more than my bestie actually reads these.. hmmm. Oh well. I enjoy it so that’s all that matters 😝
RM is proving a point to CW about how he is able to hear him so you just have CW walking around town with a bratwurst on a bun up to his ear.
Get high, start acting like an advanced rain man 😂
Bark Lee saves the day!! He sure can drive 😂
Now I do have to say that the ghost door and using someone who is an amputee to open it was a pretty unique thing. We have Amy, played by Fabianne Therese. She is missing her left hand and she uses it to turn the doorknob.
They enter this other world to destroy their next enemy. Korrok.
Bark Lee saves the day again. What a good boy.
I’ll leave the rest of this for you to watch. It is definitely all it is described to be. If you’re wondering where to watch it, you can buy the DVD like me, or rent it on Prime. At least as of this posting it is on Prime Video.
Toke on 😶🌫️
-RRR
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