Jason Mewes - Blog Posts

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

Second movie: Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Smoking: A cone, some of bob bowl

This is another one of my favorites. Having male roommates can be a challenge, which I'm sure they would feel the same way about females. lol. Sharing a bathroom with them is hard also. But I always made sure to lock the door.

Seth Rogen steals Elizabeth Bank's hand warmer to heat up his balls, gross. But he gets his own pay back because it burns his nut sack! Karma.

I definitely knows what it feels like to not want to go to your 10 year reunion. I didn't go to mine, but I had a good reason, COVID it and so I got to stay home and not really make an excuse. Works for me!

I think Craig Robinson is my favorite in this movie. Imma be Oprah rich!

First outfit that EB tries on makes her look like she's in the 70s. I do like the dress she choose she looks cute in it. "To catch a predator kind of way, yeah its sexy." As SR says.

Having 800 people in your graduating class sounds terrible. Like that just sounds like a very packed school, like sardines. Like that is just one class, not including the lower grades.

Then you have the wonderful Jason Long! I really like his other movies; Dodgeball, Accepted. Both great movies.

"I will be your Sherpa on the mountain of gayness"

CR talks about wanting to watch shit while you shit does sound like a good idea. Though like you need to make sure you leave or your legs would be so numb.

Trying to come up with porn movie names, my roommate goes 28 Dongs Later. lol

Jason Mewes being in here I think is the cherry on top. He is so funny, Lester the Molester Cock-in-Stuff. Wait his porn name is Pete Jones!

Erotic Re-imagining Star Whores was born!

Then their plans get foiled and the place they were renting gets destroyed. Now to find out the next thing to try because they still need money. Finding the next thing while working in the Bean-N-Gone.

Shit going into other shit. Kind of feel like that's how life is.

Why would you just start dancing in a porn. They are in a coffee shop, like it was just so random lol.

CR and JM sleeping together on the couch is so adorable. Super hilarious CR's thumb in JM's mouth.

Then the fall out between Zack and Miri. And as he is walking out of the coffee shop the guy pulls out too quickly and the poor camera man got covered in poo! So gross, but soo sooo funny!

CR finally gets Oprah rich! The Settlement went through. And we can come through and end the movie where he love interest comes to a close.

Sex really does change a lot of things in a relationship.

When SR runs into the apartment and sees JM naked in the apartment walking around like its nothing. Teaching SR about what a dutch rutter or a double dutch rutter. I probably could have gone my whole life without knowing that information. lol.

Let us Fuck! The End!

Wasn't as involved with this movie. In some pain and not looking forward to go to work tomorrow. Next time I'll do better, maybe, depends on the buzz.

Binge Smoke*

Hopefully I'll wake up feeling better!

Thanks for stopping by.

-Tripple R