new year’s resolutions:
bite at the hand that feeds me
slap at the face that eats me
Anyone who wants to do this!!!!!
EVERYONE ON TUMBLR NEEDS TO DO THIS
Literally Regulus Black to James Potter
reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something
Pete Davidson is literally just Barty Crouch Jr variant
I mean, like, look at this man! Barty Crouch in the flesh!
Barty Crouch Jr would be the uncle that would rant to 6 year old Luna about his issues with Evan while she paints his nails pink and puts hello kitty hair clips to hold his hair back, and then he would 100% follow her advice.
He’d be THAT bitch and that’s why he’s Luna’s favorite. (I’m kidding) (or am I)
Deadpool & Wolverine AU where instead of Vanessa it’s Peter Parker/Spiderman that Wade was dating and who broke up with him because he wasn’t using his powers for the greater good like he wanted. So at the end, Logan takes the dog from Wade and says “talk to the boy.”
Wade and Peter end up getting back together and Peter is around the house all the time now where he and Logan get to know each other and one thing leads to the next and they become a poly trio.
When i’m laughing but remember that Todd screaming Neil’s name was his “yawp”, so all of a sudden nothing is funny anymore
Happy birthday to me, my bestie, and our husband Tom Blyth!!!!❤️🎉👑🎊
Honestly, drake should just retire now, no way this man is coming back from this (listening to Meet The Grahams for the hundredth time)
Just an ao3 girl in the worldStranger Things, Marauders, Dead Poets Society, Neon Genesis Evangelion
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