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Caitvi and Jayvik crops are being watered so well. Doesn’t matter if the water is gasoline you’re being fed.

rewatching old technoblade skywars videos and crying

Grip: Take it.

Karma: Is this,,,Are you giving me your number?

Grip: You can reach me anytime.

Karma: But, for what?

Grip: If anybody gives you trouble, just call me.

Grip: I’ll fucking kill them for you.

REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

Jinx: He doesn't deserve you. If he doesn't treat you right by now, you're gone

Viktor: I'm gone

Jinx: NOW GO CHOP HIS DICK OFF-

Damian Wayne: So, that was plan B?

Jason Todd: No, no, that’s plan M.

Tim Drake: Don’t I die in plan M?

Jason Todd: Yeah, usually.

Tim Drake: What do you mean, usually? How many plans do I die in?

Jason Todd: Plans C, F, and M through Q.

Tim Drake: Hold up, see, that’s a little close to home. You need to switch that up. How many plans does Damian die in?

Jason Todd: None. And [pointing to Dick Grayson] none. And [pointing to Duke Thomas] … Nnehh. Now there is a plan where she [points to Cassandra Cain] comes out of it with a scar from the temple through the eye all the way down to her mouth-

Stephanie Brown: [to Cassandra Cain] Ooh! You’d look so cool with a scar!

Duke Thomas: Wait, wait, wait, go back, hold on, let’s- Let’s rewind- You skipped past me! You skipped past me.

Jason Todd: Well, I have one, there is a plan, but it’s evolving.

Duke Thomas: Okay, that’s creepy. Don’t you think that’s creepy? He’s planning my death.

❄WINTER❄

And finally, Cassidy and Michael. Their dynamic is verrrry much like siblings are they antagonize each other a lot. Cassie hated Michael at first, but eventually things improved

For the first time ever, Israel is finally being held accountable. Not by so called "civil free world" but instead by the global south

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