Regular0side-hoe06 - Excuse You, I’m The Family Dissappointment

random fnaf head canons

bruce: you know jason, i know we haven’t had the best relationship but you can tell me anything

jason: is this about the body? i didnt even do the murder i just helped hide it

bruce: what

bruce: no, im talking about your crush

jason: what

bruce: the love of your life

jason: oh you mean eddie

bruce: bloomberg? your old pen pal?

jason: yeah my best friend

bruce: i–no jason i mean. i heard rumors–

jason: oh is this about me and kyle

bruce: KYLE RAYNER?

jason: yeah but it only counts in space

bruce: what

jason: our marriage

bruce: MARRIAGE

jason: yeah lol it was on accident but connor thinks its hilarious and karma for kyle forgetting their anniversary

bruce: wait so youre dating connor too? connor hawke?

jason: what

bruce: ok no connor. but i have a son in law?

jason: pls say that to kyle. every time he’s reminded he dies a little inside and i become more powerful

jason: but yeah, on earth it’s eddie

bruce: YOUR OLD PEN PAL?

jason: it was an accident too but he already calls me his wife so

bruce: wait, so are you in love with kyle or eddie?

jason: EW. neither. also, eddie’s with rose

bruce: rose is the one i heard you were with!

jason: no

bruce: oh.

jason: she also calls me her wife tho

bruce: i need to lie down

a god's home

Caitvi and Jayvik crops are being watered so well. Doesn’t matter if the water is gasoline you’re being fed.

if Cassie's dad really was one of the bullys it would make it ironic that her favorite is Roxy since Foxy was seemingly Micheal's fave

It would be ironic and kinda angst honestly

Imagine:

A long time ago you helped kill an innocent child, and your best friends little brother, accidentally. You sit on the sidelines while watching your friend grieve and deteriorate, any support you give us met with a hollow guilty gaze of a boys joke gone too far.

You’re also wracked with guilt and decide to do something about it. So you start getting into tech and robotics, you learn more about making child safe robots that are actually child safe. You go to work for the company who has a reputation for cutting corners that cost lives to try and do your part to make it better. You drew up new designs, made it harder for kids to get on stage, made it harder for mistakes and accidents to happen, you were doing everything you can to pay for what you did.

Then you had a daughter, and you named her Cassie. You raised her with all the love you can muster, you showed her your passion for safety in tech, you showed her your lunchbox collection, You told her to invite anyone she wanted to the pizzaplex because ‘your papa works there and he can get you in for free!’

When you introduce her to the animatronics, you hope she takes after you and falls in love with the funny bunny in the bowling alley. She doesn’t though. The animatronic that catches her eye is the confident and arrogant wolf who isn’t afraid to brag about herself, the update of his favorite. The one you haven’t seen or heard of in years.

He never talked about it after that. He threw out all his fazbear merchandise. He became a shell of himself. You feel guilty about him too, you wish you could’ve done more to be there for him. You would watch your daughter galavant around with her Roxy makeup on and imagine a younger version of your lost friend, a happier one. That would be your payment to him, an homage if you will.

I wanted so bad to add a part of him seeing the crying child in Cassie when no one came to her party and she was alone save for Gregory but I didn’t wanna go off topic

For the first time ever, Israel is finally being held accountable. Not by so called "civil free world" but instead by the global south

Jason Todd's pain tolerance and responses

Shjsjsakajs that’s PERFECT

Finally saw the original on @heyniceworkasshole ‘s page, and an idea struck me

Happy new year! :D