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Alfred, to Bruce: Now I know you SAY that the Batcave has kept everything up to code, but I recently spoke to a very reliable source-
Robin Dick: hi (:
Alfred: - and he has informed me that the floor is, in fact, lava. Which, I don’t need to tell you, is a pretty serious safety violation.
Terry understands if you feel sad
I got an ask from someone who felt timid about drawing curlier hair and wanted some advice! This is by NO means exhaustive and is mostly just my thought process for my own stylization. There are tons of resources for drawing more textured hair, so for this I just wanted to focus on curls. hope it helps!
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YES YES YES I will be waiting patiently 🙏🙏
Working for a lil something something for you guys 😏
anyone got Jason Todd fic recs that are either
1) Jason’s return from the dead, his lost days, his time at the league (I’ll even take the all caste), his “under the red hood” era
2) Jason comes back to the family fics (or even just Jason and Dick, Jason and Damian, or Jason and Bruce or Jason and Alfred or Jason and Duke)
3) Jason leaves the family fics
4) dealing with Jason’s trauma, be it dying and coming back changed, his time on the streets, his death/the joker, the batarang slicing his throat, etc.
5) competent Jason or magic Jason or Jason and the outlaws (this can be Roy Kori Artemis Bizarro Eddie Rose or even his Kyle and Donna days)
6) Jason and Gotham city (so like. The city herself, or the alley kids, the ladies, the people of crime alley, the ppl who work for him)
7) Jason doesn’t come back to Gotham after the pit
8) Jason centric case fics
9) Jayroy or KyleRoy or RoseJay
Any fics that like, fit those would be great!!! All I ask is that they don’t include the fanon Tim Drake characterization who is always so sad and whose canon angsty backstory has been maximized and exaggerated (No hate to ppl who enjoy that btw it’s just not my cup of tea but it’s his most consistent characterization in fics and I find that version popping up even when I filter Tim Drake out!! I’m fine with tim showing up tho just not this version—im sorry Tim just isn’t my favorite 😭)
Jason using his guns as blunt weapons is so funny like imagine ur getting shot at by the Red Hood, he runs out of ammo, you think you have a chance and he just throws the fucking pistol at you
underrated part of petting a cat is when you reach over their head to scratch their back and they bonk their head on ur arm
that’s the stuff………………
bruce: you know jason, i know we haven’t had the best relationship but you can tell me anything
jason: is this about the body? i didnt even do the murder i just helped hide it
bruce: what
bruce: no, im talking about your crush
jason: what
bruce: the love of your life
jason: oh you mean eddie
bruce: bloomberg? your old pen pal?
jason: yeah my best friend
bruce: i–no jason i mean. i heard rumors–
jason: oh is this about me and kyle
bruce: KYLE RAYNER?
jason: yeah but it only counts in space
bruce: what
jason: our marriage
bruce: MARRIAGE
jason: yeah lol it was on accident but connor thinks its hilarious and karma for kyle forgetting their anniversary
bruce: wait so youre dating connor too? connor hawke?
jason: what
bruce: ok no connor. but i have a son in law?
jason: pls say that to kyle. every time he’s reminded he dies a little inside and i become more powerful
jason: but yeah, on earth it’s eddie
bruce: YOUR OLD PEN PAL?
jason: it was an accident too but he already calls me his wife so
bruce: wait, so are you in love with kyle or eddie?
jason: EW. neither. also, eddie’s with rose
bruce: rose is the one i heard you were with!
jason: no
bruce: oh.
jason: she also calls me her wife tho
bruce: i need to lie down
Kilgore’s beans
Damian Wayne: So, that was plan B?
Jason Todd: No, no, that’s plan M.
Tim Drake: Don’t I die in plan M?
Jason Todd: Yeah, usually.
Tim Drake: What do you mean, usually? How many plans do I die in?
Jason Todd: Plans C, F, and M through Q.
Tim Drake: Hold up, see, that’s a little close to home. You need to switch that up. How many plans does Damian die in?
Jason Todd: None. And [pointing to Dick Grayson] none. And [pointing to Duke Thomas] … Nnehh. Now there is a plan where she [points to Cassandra Cain] comes out of it with a scar from the temple through the eye all the way down to her mouth-
Stephanie Brown: [to Cassandra Cain] Ooh! You’d look so cool with a scar!
Duke Thomas: Wait, wait, wait, go back, hold on, let’s- Let’s rewind- You skipped past me! You skipped past me.
Jason Todd: Well, I have one, there is a plan, but it’s evolving.
Duke Thomas: Okay, that’s creepy. Don’t you think that’s creepy? He’s planning my death.
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A fanfic idea:
Bruce was able to rescue Jason before he died, and after this experience, Jason stopped being Robin.
He became afterwards the golden child, he goes to college (with a scholarship), helps out in the city library, teaches children (helps with their homeworks and helps them to study), works part time in a car garage in crime alley, and is a supportive brother.
And it pisses his siblings off.
Because there has to be something fishy because no one, really no one, is that perfect.
And there is something fishy.
He is also Red Hood.
No one knows, and the vigilantes never talk to Jason about "the family business" because he needs to concentrate on his studies and other stuff.
So imagine, Batmans suprise when the JL was able to catch Red Hood.
Someone takes Jasons helmet off in front of Batman, Nightwing, and other members
And Jason, who wears also a domino mask, doesn't look Batman in the face even as he says :
"Hey Dad. I can explain."
And Dick loses his shit, he laughs so hard because, Jason, The golden child, the one who gave up on being a vigilante, who reads to children in the library, is a goddamn crimelord.
Bruce just stands there frozen because wtf Jason?!
And Dick takes selfies with Jason being tied up and calles the other Batkids in because they should definitely not be left out of it.
(Edit: As someone who doesn't really write (or can write good stories), I want to say, feel free to use this prompt for a fanfiction. Just please give credits to me (because I don't know if someone else had also this idea and posted it) and please inform me if you publish something (because I want to read a fanfiction like this too))
a little mock postage stamp i did a while ago. free to download (X) and print as stickers, posters or whatever you like.
"Red Hood's tits or Nightwing's ass" -the greatest thread in the history of batforums, locked by Oracle after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
Jason Todd's pain tolerance and responses
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you ever notice how many similarities there are between jinx and jason todd:
- orphaned + raised in infamously fucked up city
- underlying violence/anger at young age, never properly redirected by guardian
- bomb trauma + imagery
- involved in gangs/drug-dealing
- bazooka moment
- “came back wrong” trope, revived by mysterious neon liquid (shimmer/lazarus pit)
- forgives initial betrayal (abandoning jinx/not saving jason), but is truly betrayed by the aftermath (befriending an enforcer/letting the joker live)
- final act family reunion made into a performance with unwilling audience (caitlyn/joker kidnapped + bound + held at gunpoint)
- feels replaced by family (caitlyn, tim)
- forces family to make symbolic choice: “it’s them or me”
- when family is unable to choose, reunion ends in an explosion
DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN god hold on this needs to be rb’d with a side-by-side comparison
That’s what I’m saying, she is him and he is her
okay, hear me out
it's the same picture