Wish Someone Was Psychosexually Obsessed With Me To The Point Of Violence… *kicks Feet*

The reason Will’s mask was clear was they wanted to show his beautiful, suspected cannibal face.

Hannibal’s mask is not clear because the bitch was eating people with his eyes.

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HotchReid doodle of the day: sneaking off to the bar's bathroom to have a chat about being (or not being) 'average'.

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wow what a pretty boy...he would look beautiful writhing in pain and crying in agony

I’m rewatching Criminal Minds, and I’m at the place where Hotch bates Chester into fight. And I’m fucking howling bc I all can remember is the meme, don’t know where it’s from, when Hotch goes ‘unfortunately for you, I’m not 5-ft tall, 100 lb girl,’ and Reid looks at him like you’re not but I fucking am

Hannibal in a nutshell:

there is no greater bond than that of a criminally insane homosexual and the target of their affection

santa deniers on science-mas eve hearing charles darwin evolving down the chimney

nobodys paying attention to me so im going to microwave forks and knives

Thinking of that chapter in Red Dragon where Hannibal writes Will a lil note after Will gets stabbed in the cheek. OOUGGGHH MY BOOKS WILL (I also think about you so much ❤️) aaach my books! What a little freak (lovingly)