Your Honor Can We Have Recess My Client Is Eepy.

that ship is toxic to YOU. to me it's a complex, multi-layered, essay-worthy dynamic that'd take numerous hours to dissect (during which i'll spend crying screaming tearing my hair out)

I think about this every day.

So glad they didn’t put this in the show bc I genuinely would’ve spontaneously combusted.

I’m rewatching Criminal Minds, and I’m at the place where Hotch bates Chester into fight. And I’m fucking howling bc I all can remember is the meme, don’t know where it’s from, when Hotch goes ‘unfortunately for you, I’m not 5-ft tall, 100 lb girl,’ and Reid looks at him like you’re not but I fucking am

*constantly thinking of spencer reid*

dentists will splash some water in your mouth and youll think "oh a nice drink of water i was parched" just for them to suck it back out with their wretched little tube. disingenuous behavior

the entire plot of Hannibal is literally that two gays matched each others freak a little too hard and ascended from humanity itself and started eating people

Oh no tattoo for me thanks. Can you just hurt me instead