was reminded of them earlier. go my lesbians (giant phantom jelly and lions mane jelly)
Arthur Lester
WHAT IM SAYINGGG LIKE
does anyone else on this webbed site know about the school for good and evil. I know the movie came okt but like. The books. The book series. Please tell me other people like it as much as I do they’re so much fun and the world is interesting and the magic system fascinates me. Please. It’s like Ever After High but cooler. And with girls kissing (unfortunately platonically)
(voice of a girl who's already weird about it) can i be weird about this
Gwen creeping around and shoving herself into conversations she’s not particularly welcome in is so me I fear
Alice deciding to go meet up with and investigate a heavily Stranger coded external in the same episode that she says “Piss off, Boss” has me wanting to rip my hair out in clumps
I’m drunk making a Healthy! Magnus archives AU, so if anyone wants to see that… I would really like to share. It’s super funny because it’s basically all the same things that happen in the normal timeline but everyone is trying their hardest to communicate. But like also their personalities are almost exactly the same. The REASON it’s different is because Martin is SLIGHTLY more confident in himself and Tim is SLIGHTLY more annoying and Sasha is SLIGHTLY more self preserving, like just enough to where they are all still essentially the same characters but like an iiiitttyyyt bit different. And Elias is also way more involved in the most standoffish way possible. BUT I FORGOT YO METION it’s also a time travel au, so right after the prentiss attack they all get together (Sasha didn’t die, Rosie did, and when Elias is more active so is she, and Elias knows what tf she is and just send her in all sorts of side quests where she interacts with Jon. (I’ve always thought Rosie was such an untapped character fr so)) ANYWAYS after the prentis attack they get together and talk about everything and instead of being suspicious of the crew he and the staff decide to stay away from Elias, but keep Rosie in contact so they still have a little knight as to what goes on in Elias’s world. Jon still feels the need to keep his workers safe though and TGATS what would lead to the tunnel fiascos. BUT since this is a time travel au as well (and I should explain that when the archivist died in the main timeline he and his Martin split off into a bunch of different entities in different universes, two for each one. But in this one since Elias is so active so is Peter Lukas and Martin gets stuck in Peter’s lonely for a bit before releasing himself and joking bavk up with Jon.) and the whole thing basically revolves around the Alt!Crew talking to main!jon and being like “ok so your world is fucked up, what do we do to change ours?” And m!jon is like “fuck if I know I just wanna find Martin!”. I’ve had about two and a half cord lights so I’m essentially hood but like I can’t particularly read anything but if that sounds interesting then hmu for the drawings (ts abt to flop big time, one - two likes type beat)
No little german boy don't enter the eating parent cave!
Oh Mein Gott Heinrich Unheimlich, wirst du mit mir spielen?
Heinrich Unheimlich, bist du in den dielen?
Heinrich Unheimlich, oh, bist du in sicht?
Heinrich Unheimlich, iss meine Eltern nicht.
I love Gwen so much
The voices…. Yessss!!! The voices are telling me to draw gay people! They are telling me to draw the podcast characters! DRAW THE CHAFAREYRS
Oh man you guys wont believe this but-
I’m gonna listen to episode 52 of malevolent! Really hope nothing bad happens to that guy Arthur again!