REF DO SOMETHING! HE’S‘ A KILLING THE PLANET AND THE ECONOMY! AND HE DOESNT EVEN LOOK COOL WHILE DOING IT!
Exploding Elon musk with my brain
Google how do I stop being so sad over things I can’t control?
Google how do i tell people I’m non-binary without actually telling them?
Google how do I fix climate change?
Google how to be happy?
Google how to breathe clean air?
Google how do I take over the government?
Google how to run a secret coup?
Google who are my best allies?
Google how tf?
Sometimes when I’m sad I just listen to TMA and then I’m scared
Get on facebook and start reposting things you want her to see (or delete Facebook altogether and tell her Oopsie it’s down for life)
eeeeyikes my mom told me that she views my presentation as very feminine (not what you want to tell your transgender son!!! this is not supportive parent behavior!!!!) and then started saying that rejections of femininity make her nervous bc internallzed misogyny which like ok but im pretty sure i’ve seen terfs say that. what is my mom seeing on facebook & how do i get her off it
im straight up “against it” and by it haha well. lets justr say. the kitchen floor
I like bug story (is me)
i have many literature opinions including but not limited to: the scarlet letter is such a mind numbing experience i literally remember almost nothing from it, i think george orwell probably did not talk to women based on how they are in 1984, nick was gay for gatsby (ice cold take), and dostoevsky was a pretty fire writer and depressed russian novels are my favorite literature
If a single person mentions piss around me I’ll strangle them
POSS JOKE PISS JOKE PISS JOKE! GONNA SHIT MYSELF ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY! WOW I FUCKING LOVE THE PISS JOKE
PISS JOKE PISS JOKE HAHAHA SO FUCKING FUNNY HUH? SO FUCKING FUNNY! WOW THE PISS JOKE IS SO FUNNY IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF
IM TWEAKING! IM TWEAKING THE FUCK OUT! Haha you thought you were funny? BOOM PISS JOKE‼️ BOOM NOSTALGIA BAIT‼️BOOM, A MOTHERFUCKER WHOS ACTUALLY FUNNIER THAN YOU‼️ FUCKING KILL ME
i go to bars and coffee shops and breweries and libraries and thrift stores all the time by myself and i have a chill banger time i love my own company. so why is the grocery store a warzone. im fighting for my life. barely make it out alive. if someone even looks at me i want to blow them up with my mind
Real middle school breakup core
i cant believe jon and martin were only together for 10-12 business days
yeah I’m sorry you’re experiencing The Horrors but I was doing a velociraptor impression
Bro I’ve been listening to the recent episodes like my life depends on it (pls it’s so good), if you wanna skip a few episodes you can ask me what the plot is fr
grant me the power to immediately listen to ALL OF A PODCAST all at once and retain all of the information and enjoy it please. (I want so badly to be caught up on Welcome to Night Vale but it’s soooo long and I don’t have enough hours in the day to listen to podcasts and retain information about them)
hormones are going to be banned and people are going to be drug dealers but for testosterone and estrogen I am Sensing it Now the drag queens will be blamed but the REAL culprit is capitalism
no matter what your most embarrassing moment in life is, at least it’s not having fucking chat gpt write fanfic for you bc you’re too lazy to do it yourself
Sometimes I wish I had a more dynamic/fun art style but then I remember I can draw lesbians, and that better than a cool and dynamic art style
Truly an inspiration Percy, will do
make everything t4t idc. t4t lesbians. t4t gay men. t4t other unspecified queer relationship. t4t heterosexuality. all of it. everything is trans now
MAG 68: Tucked In
local man found dead under his blankets (“cold” “sick” “ow”)
I really want a tma in America that dips into native folklore because trust me when I say I wouldn’t be able to go to sleep afterward.
The co-worker returned with the meme of the week
Blocking role play accounts because I really don’t enjoy them but I also don’t want to shit on someone’s happiness (they keep popping up on my feed 😞)
Letting everyone know that free therapy IS available depending on where you are/if you qualify. I am BEGGING people to look online, just search keywords with your location till you find something. “Free income therapy (city/state)” works wonders. And don’t be afraid to reach out to local therapists offices, email them, call them, do whatever you can. Yes, therapy should be more accessible, but until that happens you have to really look for it.
the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.
I have an oc that would go perfect with this
If you think about it, it's kind of unfair that my actions have consequences