Never Reblogged Anything Faster

Opening Tumblr on March 15th

NO ONE in lord of the flies is good person

roger is a KILLER

jack is a GINGER

naval officer is a SOLDIER

jack is ANNOYING

piggy is a DWEEB

ralph is an IDIOT

simon is a FREAK

jack is a LOSER

mulberry boy is DEAD

jack is BRITISH

my writing motivation when I have free time: 404 error not available

my writing motivation when I have to go places: nows my time to shine

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more sillies

Two weeks until the Ides of March!

"Yeah! OUR daughter!"

"... uhm, whoops?"

Writing Prompt #2988

"You forgot the child?!"

"It sounds terrible when you say it like that! He's twelve! It's not like I left a toddler behind!"

Mad about politics again