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Yeah we're in the same boat

your last saved fictional character is your cell mate in jail

well uh

@untamedcrusader @chaos-triangle @collie-kin

THIS IS THE HARRY POTTER THE WOKE LEFT WANTS

sorry but i saw the cover and had to

Real love triangles connect on all sides. This advertisement is for Chaos King, the explosive finale to Kacen Callender’s New York Times bestselling dark academia fantasy series, Infinity Alchemist.

The art featured in this image is by Chris Sack.

WHAT IT’S ABOUT

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I am evil.

what the fuck

I was so active today and now I may pay the price (joint ouchie)

[James watching young Luna and Harry]

Harry, running in: Papa! Papa!

James: Yes?

Harry: Luna said the B word!

James:

Luna, also running in: Motherfucker doesn’t start with B, Harry!

guys trust me your ocs are 120% prettier when they're beaten and bruised and one step away from death's door as they're left alone in the rain

@vocabulary-altering-posts

If this triggers your MAGAt ass you can go f-ck yourself with a porcupine carcass.

NO ONE in lord of the flies is good person

roger is a KILLER

jack is a GINGER

naval officer is a SOLDIER

jack is ANNOYING

piggy is a DWEEB

ralph is an IDIOT

simon is a FREAK

jack is a LOSER

mulberry boy is DEAD

jack is BRITISH

TIS THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL