I Think The Funniest Part About The Migration From Tiktok To Rednote Is How Americans Are Like "oh My

i love whump so much when i find someone hot the direct response is to imagine them bleeding out on the floor

been feeling exactly this way ever since I was 7 and had no idea what whump was tbh

@mothercain. “two perched birds” twitter, 23 jul 2021.

there was a well-meaning international student (learning english) in my workspace who came up to me and asked "how is your handsome white boy?" and it took me a few seconds to realize she was not in fact asking about my twink spouse but my white dog

the block button is always free. isn't that wonderful?

tiktok refugees i believe you are few but it is VITAL that you know on tumblr you can speak freely. kill. die. sex. fuck. you can say things here

@/mothercain. twitter, 22 sept 2021.

“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”

damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.

not my usual kind of sketch :)

I'm watching Bridgerton for the first time and all I have to say is this shit is fucking comedy gold:

"Ladies! And... more ladies!"

turns

"They've taken to hunting in packs"

[S3, EP2]

"i'm tired of seeing-" use your filters.

"but there was an icky ship-!" use your filters.

"i don't like that tag-" use your filters.

don't like what you're seeing? use. your. filters.