I Recently Remembered I Have This Blog Too! So, Have A Nice Spamano From A Same Age!AU

Remember when we were actually nice to each other?

@portugals-blog

Congrats, hermano. 39 whole points? So proud of you

Is there any hetalia blogs still active?

Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by Arthur Kirkland

I’ll wait.

Carmen: I don’t think you want to kiss someone who’s been throwing up for the past couple of minutes, let alone fuck them.

Luciano: You said that yesterday too, and just this morning you were complaining about your thighs and ass hurting.

Carmen: ...

Luciano: I’m right, aren’t I?

Carmen: Fuck you.

Luciano: No, no, bella. It is I who will be fucking you.

@portugals-blog

Could you please reblog this if it is okay to ask you straight up if you want to ship?

//If we can see it happen somehow, absolutely.

Gnep <3 Non so se si capisce ma stanno ballando (male). Ssssht, li amo, basta.

🧸 Reblog if your muse has children

PIN MY MUSE

rpmemes-galore:

disillusionedhumanity:

Send “UNF” to pin my muse against the wall with DESIRE

Send “UGH” to pin my muse against the wall from FURY

Send “DONT” to pin my muse against the wall to prevent them from LEAVING

Send “AH” to pin my muse against the wall but letting a RANDOMIZER choose

Adds some tbh, I need more variety:

Send “OOF” to pin my muse against the wall by ACCIDENT

Send “HA” to pin my muse against the wall as a JOKE

Send “NO” to pin my muse against the wall to PROTECT THEM

Send “LISTEN” to hug my muse against the wall to let them know they LOVE THEM

Holland twins: "So, why doesn't Pap actually like you? You got great weather and great food, what gives? And are you /really/ our Oma?"

“There’s a lot of reasons why your father doesn’t like me. And most of them are my fault. I’m not proud of what I’ve done in the past, but I at least did something right. Because he’s still around and raising all of you.

Technically, yes and no. I’m your abuela but you don’t have to call me that. I raised your father, but he’s not my actual child. He would hate me more if he was.”