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“Not if you think you have a few tucked away in your basement.” Carmen cracked her knuckles before rolling up the sleeves of hed jacket. “If he is home, one of us will just distract him. If need be, even tie him up and shove him into the closet.”

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“I don’t think I have a bow or arrow. I’ve never had to use that weapon… Oh!” She snapped her fingers. “We could try a spear! I think I still have one of those! You can use your strong arms to throw it up and see what happens!”

“Hm, I don’t think that works the same. I’m not good at throwing spears… Sadly.” Where could they get a bow and arrow? “We could snoop around my brother’s weaponry hah.” No don’t. 

i am disappointed in myself for forgetting-

happy late birthday!!

Wait- fuck! Did I miss your birthday?!

it was monday (:

she let out a quiet scoff, rolling her eyes. ❝ oh ye of little faith. i don’t pay full price for anything. i’m too broke for that! ❞ she pointed to the box & smiled. ❝ but i saw it in a pawn shop when i was in Switzerland & got it for you. i hope you like it. ❞

resolduende

the Spaniard nodded, holding up a small box to the way taller man. ❝ i give gifts to all my family. even if one of them reproduces like a rabbit. ❞ her eyes flashed before she laughed a little. oh please don’t murder her. she enjoys life. ❝ this one’s yours. i couldn’t remember if you were the type to have gold or silver stored away in case of an international economy collapse. so i got you some silver. ❞

Tim flashed her an unamused glance. “You do remember I was a kid myself when I got most of them?” But he didn’t actually comment further on it, he was too interested what was in that small box. “Gold, actually. Gold doesn’t lose value when economies differ.” He muttered as he opened the box to reveal a silver watch, with an adjustable strap. His eyebrows raised in surprise as he raised his head as well to look back at her. “Did you… pay full price for this?”

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Squishy!

{ Send me 'Squishy!' For my muse's reaction to yours grabbing/fondling their chest. } surprised carmen is surprised. her chest - her lovely, ample chest - was being fondled. by who? she did not know. though whoever’s hands it was... they felt rather skilled. maybe. it had been a little bit of time since anyone had gotten at her chest, whether sexually or playfully. hence, the look of surprise on her face. ❝ wh-what??? ❞ she blinked & looked at the hands. feminine looking? did she know of anyone with hands looking that good? ❝ um- hi? can you release your hands from my boobs please? ¿por favor? ❞

Alaior - Menorca - Spain (by Little Sadie) 

Carmen grinned, nudging the Dutchman in the side. ❝ & that includes you spending more time with me, riiiiiight? ❞ Carmen don’t annoy him. he’s not in a bad mood today! ❝ i do miss seeing you & the kids though. i got presents for everybody as well, but you guys didn’t show up to my christmas party ❞

@resolduende

Tim only barely managed to keep himself from rolling his eyes at Carmen’s comment. “Actually, I have made new year’s resolutions to try and spend more err… quality time with my family.” He didn’t realize that in a way, she was his family too, though.

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