“Ah. But which type of vampire are you talking about? There are many of them.”
“So. Why did we stop believing in vampires?”
“Because they’re not real.”
I’m trying to get back into rping on here haha.
[ *slams hands on table* I think after all this time, I should come back. And I am! Inbox is open! ]
Women try all kinds of different facial masks to look attractive: cactus, cucumber,… even guacamole.
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Next few days are going to be me straightening up the theme and bio.
If you guys want to start sending in asks, go ahead!
|| Reading a term paper in their underwear? Flirting with the new Boss? Giraffe Ballerinas? Sexy, subliminal or just downright weird!
Bonus points if another muse is mentioned!
“Mm... Let me be worried for you. That’s what friends do for each other. They worry.”
Carmen tapped her nails on the wooden table in the kitchen, glancing between the clock on the wall and her red fingernails.
“Please. You’re going to make yourself sick, & I know from experience how you get when you’re sick.”
“My darling. You need to relax. You’re overworking yourself. Come home...”
❛ and that, carmen, is what one might consider an exaggeration. ❜ he points out, smirking into his phone at the jest. at least he could see the value in light humour. ❛ i think you’ll find i’m very relaxed. i do appreciate the concern, but i assure you, i’m fine. ❜
Senorita ugly, you didn’t like that nick name?
hermano. if you’re going to insult me, say the whole insult in either Spanish, Portuguese, or English. or don’t insult me at all.