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@portugals-blog
Congrats, hermano. 39 whole points? So proud of you
I’ll wait.
//If we can see it happen somehow, absolutely.
“Not if you think you have a few tucked away in your basement.” Carmen cracked her knuckles before rolling up the sleeves of hed jacket. “If he is home, one of us will just distract him. If need be, even tie him up and shove him into the closet.”
@resolduende
“I don’t think I have a bow or arrow. I’ve never had to use that weapon… Oh!” She snapped her fingers. “We could try a spear! I think I still have one of those! You can use your strong arms to throw it up and see what happens!”
“Hm, I don’t think that works the same. I’m not good at throwing spears… Sadly.” Where could they get a bow and arrow? “We could snoop around my brother’s weaponry hah.” No don’t.
“... Must be nice being young, hm? But watch out. You might get hurt doing something stupid.”
“You do realize what time it is, right?”
“Yeah: Time to party, duh. What, can’t handle a lil late night fun?”
“Ah. But which type of vampire are you talking about? There are many of them.”
“So. Why did we stop believing in vampires?”
“Because they’re not real.”
|| Reading a term paper in their underwear? Flirting with the new Boss? Giraffe Ballerinas? Sexy, subliminal or just downright weird!
Bonus points if another muse is mentioned!
do you like spamano? i hope so! in the spamano community discord, we’ve been loving, appreciating, and enjoying the hell out of spamano for a year and a half! so, if you’d like to join, 🍅 HERE’S THE LINK! 🍅
what is it? it’s a server, with multiple channels, for multiple purposes. we talk about spamano AUs, headcanons, memes, and other dumb, fun stuff, and we share art, cosplay, and writing among one another, whether created by us, or if we just want to appreciate other creations! and many other things you’ll find in our channel list.
we also run several server-exclusive events, like gift exchanges, and i’m planning on figuring out some more fun events to do! which is why i appreciate feedback and suggestions a lot!! we also play games together or sometimes have movie nights! we even had our own dnd campaign before, and we wouldn’t be opposed to doing it again!
who can join? currently, we are 15+, so anyone who is 15+ is permitted to join! all we ask is you follow the rules, be respectful, and have fun!
i know some people aren’t used to discord or a bit confused about it, but it’s very easy to use, and you can run it through your phone, browser, or the PC app!
we hope to see you there! and if you have any questions, you can feel free to ask me here, or join the server and hit up the questions channel!