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Carmen: I don’t think you want to kiss someone who’s been throwing up for the past couple of minutes, let alone fuck them.

Luciano: You said that yesterday too, and just this morning you were complaining about your thighs and ass hurting.

Carmen: ...

Luciano: I’m right, aren’t I?

Carmen: Fuck you.

Luciano: No, no, bella. It is I who will be fucking you.

[ I really fucking wish I lived in Europe ]

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Congrats, hermano. 39 whole points? So proud of you

If you want to

You really should

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Congrats, hermano. 39 whole points? So proud of you

“Ah alas. Spears do more damage than arrows though.” She shrugged before lighting up a little. “Snooping around? I haven’t done that in a hot second!” Especially in places where weapons are held. Yes please. “Yeah! Let’s do that!”

@resolduende

“I don’t think I have a bow or arrow. I’ve never had to use that weapon… Oh!” She snapped her fingers. “We could try a spear! I think I still have one of those! You can use your strong arms to throw it up and see what happens!”

“Hm, I don’t think that works the same. I’m not good at throwing spears… Sadly.” Where could they get a bow and arrow? “We could snoop around my brother’s weaponry hah.” No don’t. 

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A sketch/wip thingy 6: Drawing S.pain is a lot of fun!

I’m back!

And I’m going to try this again. But what do you guys want to see? More RPs or fics?

What kind of nation being thing reads a newspaper anymore? Geez, he’s old.

Carmen just gave him a look as she took a seat across from him, crossing her legs. Like the lady she was. “Look me in the eyes and ask me that again.”

“So I did a bad thing. And I regret the thing I did.”

@resolduende

The top of his newspaper is flipped down to look at her, a brow cocked. Antonio… feels very old now so he just sets the newspaper down outright.

“Did you eat someone?”