“Ah Alas. Spears Do More Damage Than Arrows Though.” She Shrugged Before Lighting Up A Little. “Snooping

Carmen: *talking about her kids/colonies*

Carmen: I love all my kids equally!

Also Carmen: *can’t remember any of their names except South Italy/Romano, the Philippines, the Netherlands, & Mexico*

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

Senorita ugly, you didn’t like that nick name?

hermano. if you’re going to insult me, say the whole insult in either Spanish, Portuguese, or English. or don’t insult me at all.

Holland twins: "So, why doesn't Pap actually like you? You got great weather and great food, what gives? And are you /really/ our Oma?"

“There’s a lot of reasons why your father doesn’t like me. And most of them are my fault. I’m not proud of what I’ve done in the past, but I at least did something right. Because he’s still around and raising all of you.

Technically, yes and no. I’m your abuela but you don’t have to call me that. I raised your father, but he’s not my actual child. He would hate me more if he was.”

Send me 'Squishy!' For my muse's reaction to yours grabbing/fondling their chest.

Carmen: My ass may say I’m fake, but my boobs say I’m real.

Im Yong Soo: *grabs the boobs*

Im Yong Soo: Yeah, she’s real.

Yao: *facepalms*

“You already spit out whatever goes in your mouth. I.E. Words. So you already have that going for you,” Carmen replied calmly, flipping a page in her book. She knew this man all too well. “Speaking of, how’s that STD of yours, hermano? Your balls stopped scratching yet? Or have they fallen off?”

Put your dick away

“Hmmmm..” He hums, as though hes considering the advice. “I suppose you’re right, nothing better than this mouth, am I right?” He says with a cocky grin, shooting a wink to the Spaniard. She should know, after all.

attractive, good-looking, handsome guapo, guapa

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the Spaniard nodded, holding up a small box to the way taller man. ❝ i give gifts to all my family. even if one of them reproduces like a rabbit. ❞ her eyes flashed before she laughed a little. oh please don’t murder her. she enjoys life. ❝ this one’s yours. i couldn’t remember if you were the type to have gold or silver stored away in case of an international economy collapse. so i got you some silver. ❞

@resolduende

Tim only barely managed to keep himself from rolling his eyes at Carmen’s comment. “Actually, I have made new year’s resolutions to try and spend more err… quality time with my family.” He didn’t realize that in a way, she was his family too, though.