So This Is An Ask...that Doesn't Have A Reader But I Wanted To Ask This For Comedic Reasons. In The Last

Lucifer’s best friend totally calls the exorcists Adam’s groupies.

Short scenarios

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Lucifer, clearly panicking - "The extermination is about to start."

You, couldn't care less- "So, it's not like Adam's groupes are coming here."

Lucifer, pouting - "but it makes Charlie sad and I know it makes you sad to"

You and Lucifer cry together about it

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Charlie - Adam moved up the next extermination and we need to talk to heaven

Lucifer and you are stunned.

Lucifer - uhh I don't know Charlie

You - yeah Adam and his groupies have a lot of persuasion in heaven

Charlie - please Dad

Lucifer looks over and you. You shrug ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Lucifer - fine

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At the final battle you and Lucifer show up right on time.

Adam - how many of you losers do I have to fight

Lucifer - oh I'm the only one that matters. You mess with my daughter and now I'm going to Fuck You

You, whispers - *ken laugh* ahaha what his groupie try to do

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Hiiii! I love your writing so much!! Could I ask for a Muzan x Child reader pls? Where the child is maybe a trouble maker but Muzan still loves them. If you don’t want to do this request then you can ignore it. Much love 🥰🥰🥰

◡̈⋆ʜᴇʟʟᴏ(●’◡’●)ﾉ thank you so much. Hope you like it.

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"Sit still y/n" Muzan warned you in a low tone as he was in a meeting with the upper moons and your were getting antsy.

"But papa I'm bored I wanna play." You whinned grabbing and pulling his leg.

If it were anyone else they'd be dead before they even touched him but because it was you he grabbed your hands, making you let go of his leg, and turned his back on the upper ranks.

"Papa is busy, I can't play right now. Go find Nakime. Don't disturb anyone, go straight to Nakime." He was firm with his words but unfortunately they fell in deaths ears.

"Ah it must be hard dealing such an energetic child." Doma as Muzan dismissed you from the meeting.

Ignoring him Muzan continued the meeting.

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The infinity castle may have been your home but it was so confusing even if you knew where she was there was no telling g how long it would take for you to get there.

You used that to your advantage. You decided that the first room was going to be the subject of your mischief.

Luckily for you it was Daki and Gyutaro's room.

Searching through her things you found her favorite hair pins and left with them.

The next few rooms were a bunch of nothing until you found Doma's.

Everything he had looked priceless but you knew what he really cared about. His fan.

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You made it to Nakime not to long after.

She wasn't one to talk but she taught you how to play her biwa.

"Nakime was Y/n well behaved." Muzan a appeared out of nowhere but only seemed to scare you. Nakime nodded as Muzan picked you up and placed you on your hip.

"we can play now" He started to walk off when...

"AHHHHHHH"

definitely Daki

"AKAZA DID YOU TAKE MY FAN"

oh....

Your father immediately looked to you.

"Y/n did you take his fan."

You silently stared at him.

"MY HAIR PINS ARE GONE"

"and the hair pins"

.

.

.

"Yeah I did."

"What am I going to do with you." He sighed. "You know you're in trouble right."

You nodded.

"Good."

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ok so hear me out! shy kind baker s/o x red son!

I always imagined him with a baker for some reason.

established relationship

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Red Son stormed into your family's bakery.

This was starting to be a normal occurrence. He'd burst in, shout your name then either drag you out or shadow you while you bake.

"Y/n." He was quiet this time which was a surprise. Turning around you were not only met with Red son but with two others. One you knew of as the monkie kid and other as dragon girl. Of course, you would never call them that.

The 'dragon girl' was looking all around the bakery at different deserts you had. While the monkie kid made a beeline for the counter you were behind.

"Hi, N/n I can call you N/n right? Can I get a slice of that cake?" the monkie kid said leaning over the counter you were behind but was quickly pulled back by your boyfriend.

"Oh uh... h-hello I." You stuttered to get out a single sentence because of his outright personality.

"DON'T call them N/n." He fumed his hair bursting into flaming. He was obviously blushing but the fire pretty much covered it. "We didn't come here for the food. We came here so you can stop annoying me about meeting her. Now you've met here and it times to go." He grabbed both of them and dragged them out of the shop without giving you a chance to even speak.

When he came back he came behind the counter up to you.

"You didn't have to do that we have plenty of food they could've stayed for a while."

"I did cause knowing you, You would give everything thing you baked for free like a moron."

Xiao x child reader

PLATONIC OBVIOUSLY

"Mr. Xiao!" The traveler and Paimon watched as you called out to the yaksha from the balcony of Wangshu Inn

"What do you want, Y/n." A voice said startling the traveler and Paimon but not you.

You ran to Xiao and hugged his legs.

"The traveler and Paimon wanted to meet you." Xiao looked up at the two forigen body's with an unchanging expression.

"I have no business with you mortals." And this that xiao picked you up and you both disappeared.

You didn't go far. Just to a near by mountain.

"That wasn't very nice, they only wanted to talk." You puffed out your cheeks while sitting on his lap.

He pushed you away

"I do not wish to be wrapped in mortals business. I have demons to slay."

"What about me then?"

"You are not human, you are not a demon, you are an adepti." Xiao stated mater of factly while pushing your hair out of your eyes.

The wind was gently and calming although it looked like a peaceful scene both were deep in thought about the traumatic history of the adepti.

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Y/n a monster a birth hated people and stayed away as best they could. But they kept coming.

A scream from a human that they'd seen a shadow in the distance and people go wild. Running with weapons and malicious intent.

One day the poor child had enough of running and decided to fight back.

He fought

And fought

And fought

Until he caught the attention of a certain god. Morax

Moral saw the child as a asset to help fight in the war and gave the child a name. Y/n.

Placing him in the care with the 5 yaksha and we all know how that goes.

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Xiao felt the child lean into him. Looking down he saw the child asleep with a content look on their face.

Xiao closed his eyes not finding sleep a possibility but still at least trying to enjoy the moment.

Rumors

Based on the rumors that Adelinde is a cannibal

Diluc x reader

Even before you moved into the manor you knew about the secret room from the maids, however you never knew the location and when you asked Adelinde about it she said ‘some secrets are better left in the dark.’ followed by a chuckle and ‘sorry it's fun to keep people on their toes but sadly i don’t know either’. 

When you moved in you paid closer attention to adelinde’s behavior, seeing her interactions with the other maids, talking to herself at night in a corner of the manor, and her bringing in guests that don’t seem to come out. The last one you can’t prove but the others sent chills up your spine. 

Seeing as it hasn’t been too long since you moved in you didn’t wanna cause any problems and kept your conversations with Diluc about private. But one night you woke up to a loud bang. 

Shooting up from the bed you turn over to Diluc to see him still sound asleep. Slowly getting up so you don’t wake him, you go down to where you heard the sound. Walking through the manor you still hear the banging but not as loud as the first one. With every step you took your heart was beating out of your chest. Rounding the corner you were met with Moco.

“MY LADY! *ahem* my lady, what are you doing up this late?” Moco was still in her maid outfit while you were in your night clothes. She looked scared so you decided to not beat around the bush.

“I heard a noise, I’m guessing you did too.” Moco sighed in relief and nodded her head. 

“I'm glad I wasn't the only one. It's coming from over there but I don’t know exactly where.” Looking to where she pointed you see nothing out of the ordinary. Just a corner of the manor.

“That's strange, do you think it’s outside.” You said now facing the door with Moco at your side.

“Should we go see?” She asks. You nod.

It was a beautiful night at the dawn winery, there were crystal flies fluttering about and the grapes were in full bloom. You made a note to pick them tomorrow. 

The scenery aside, you and Moco go to the corner adjacent to the one inside. 

Nothing.

No sound. Nothing strange nearby. 

You and Moco go back inside to see Adelinde with a feather duster in her hand with her back turned toward the both of you. Turning around she had a slight smile on her face.

“My lady, Moco, what are you both doing out there, you both are shivering?” She said with concern in her voice while walking up to you feeling your hands. “You're freezing. My lady, please wait here.” With that she disappeared from site. Quickly coming back with a blanket and wrapping it around you.

“Thank you, Adeline. You are too kind.” You praised her as you started to go back to your room.

“So… what were you doing outside?” She said looking between the both of you. That scared you. Looking back at her you see you staring at you intensely. It was like a predator watching its prey.

Luckily for you, you were able to come up with something quick. “I couldn’t sleep and thought a walk would be able to tire me out, shamefully I was too scared to go on my own so Moco came with me.” You chuckled so did Moco. 

Adelinde looked a bit in thought before she joined in with a chuckle, “Very well then, good night.”

Saying your goodnights to the two you speed walked to your husbands room and gently shook him awake.

“Y/n.. what's the matter, love?” Diluc slowly sat up to cradle your face in his hands. 

“Diluc, is there a secret room?” You and diluc had this conversation before but the answer was never clear.

“There were always rumors about a secret room. I never had the chance to look into them. What happened?” He was rubbing your face with his thumbs as you took a deep breath. 

“Maybe it was just the rumors getting to me but Adelinde is kind of suspicious. There were sounds coming from down stairs. Me and Moco were trying to find them when we saw Adelinde cleaning around where the sounds were coming from.” You missed some details but you couldn't think of a way to say it all with the way your heart was pumping. 

“Maybe she dropped something when she was cleaning.” He tried to reason but seeing your face he pulled you under the covers and on to his chest.

“The rumors are most likely just rumors. Don't let it go to your head.” He said rubbing you back as you wrapped your arms around him. He laid down on his back still holding you. 

You felt safe in his arms. kissing his collarbone, you start to drift of to sleep.

“Yeah it was probably all in my head.”

unbeknownst to your Adelinde was listening.

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I could turn this into a series if y'all wanted that

Can I Ask For The Hashiras Taking Care Of Your Sick Father

Yepp

Giyuu

the careful one

will help you at the drop of a hat

takes time off to spend time with you and nurse you back to health 

if he doesn’t know what to do he doesn’t want to take any chances so he goes to the butterfly estate for help

“I’ll be right back y/n. Stay under the covers please.” He said while getting ready to go the the butterfly estate. 

Rengoku

tries to use his inside voice

Senjuro makes you soup 

Shinjuro scolds you for getting sick in the first place

handles you with care

“Don’t worry Y/n-san I’ll have you back on your feet in no time.”

Sanemi

yet another person that scolds you

helps you get better but his attitude towards you doesn’t change

He’s difficult when your sick

He’s difficult when he’s sick

He’s difficult.

“If you start complaining I’m not helping you.”

Muichirou

go out to buy you medicine 

forgets 

comes back with nothing

remembers then goes back out

forgets again

its a cycle. you try and break it by writing what to get on his arm but he forgets to look at it

in the end Shinobu gets involved 

“Sorry Y/n”

“It’s alright mui, you tried your best.”

Mitsuri

used your instructions to bake you a health snack with your medicine in the mix

#1 helper 

doesn't stop until your back on your feet

“Don’t worry Otosan, I’ll fix you right up” She says with a tray in her hand. She had made your favorite snack.

Obanai

Is a bit disgusted by you sickened face

helps you b/c of all the times you helped him

if you could help yourself he wouldn’t help you

“If you can walk you can help yourself.”

Shinobu

Knows exactly what to do 

gets you medicine 

puts fresh towels on your head every once and a while 

“Looks like you haven’t taking care of yourself, Y/n. you’ll be in my personal care until you get better” She said.

“Thank you, Kocho.” 

“You don’t need to thank you. Just rest.”

Tengen

hates the fact that your sick

I feel like he doesn’t like sick people because it not flamboyant

his wives tell him to go away cause he’s not helping 

in fact he’s making your mood worse by saying how “unflamboyant you are by being sick” 

“Please don’t get to close. I’d rather die than be sick.”

“Tengen-sama go away. Y/n-san needs to rest” Makio, Suma and Hina pushed tengen out of your room, leaving you in peace. 

Love it 10/10

Thank you ❤

Could you write something with Alastor and a newbie sinner that is somewhat like the song "Smile like you mean it" but the reader feels done about after the second line and is jzst actively trying to loose Alastor for the rest of the "performance"? And not being lucky with they join in to the "show" only to say "Nah... I'll pass, thanks." at the end.

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"- and that in the end of the tour. WELCOME TO THE HAZBIN HOTEL!" Charlie said enthuziastically as she pulled you into a hug.

"Charlie who are they and where did they come from?" Vaggie asked as she helped you out of charlie's grasp.

"They fell on me like 5 minutes ago. They're fresh in hell and what better of a welcome then this."

"Charlie I don't think you should just take random people just because they are new." Vaggie countered.

"Aw but Vaggie they looked so lost and they said they wanted to make it up to me because they fell on me, So I offered a tour of the hotel."

"Um sorry to interrupt but I think I'm gonna go, I just don't think this place is for me sooooo." You started to walk towards the door when your shoulder was grabbed.

"Don't be shy. Everyone is welcome here." A radio voice sounded in your ear.

He looked anything but friendly and welcoming but everyone else did.

"Relax no ones gonna hurt you hear, may be a song will help." He said before clearing his voice.

You groaned.

This way, good man, we've a deal to make!

He led you further into the hotel ignoring your sour expression

I assure this is a good thing for both our sakes-

You stopped him there, "excuse me but I have no idea what's v going on and you're just confusing me. I don't want to be apart of whatever this is. I want to be left alone. I died like an hour ago man." You explained as you walked out the door leaving everyone stunned.

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Please can you write the demons meeting Ghost Ronin Male Reader they think his a demon Slayer and put a hole in his chest or something fetal and thinking it's over walks off and hears him laughing and his voice sounding normal then demonic and he looks at them eyes burning blue fire and says "Time to put you to rest" and it ends with them dying or escaping with some burn and some cuts maybe a missing limb and they can't heal themselves

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You were walking around the forest when you ran into...

Akaza

thinks you are a weird-looking demon slayer but doesn't hesitate to fight you

The fight didn't last long and both of you were left panting

He's faster than you and takes his 'final' strike

"Time for you to rest." You say, gripping your sword and forming a steady stance.

Akaza turned around to see you charging at him with your sword engulfed in flames. He just barely dodged.

You let him go. He was too fast.

Daki/Gyutaro

Daki would be cocky and think that one punch was the thing to bring you down

Gyutaro comes out when he hears you laugh

You cut Daki's head off and then went for Gyotaro but he was smarter

"Daki you IDIOT." Gyutaro picked up Daki and ran out of your range.

Douma

He thought you were pretty cool

If you were a demon he'd annoy you with endless questions about yourself

Douma is very unpredictable and caught you off guard that didn't stop you from having a big comeback

"Aww, that's too bad. We could've had so much fun together... Oh well." He turned and walked away.

You rose from the ground, sword in hand.

(An: Call an ambulance. Call an ambulance... but not for me.)

"Time to rest, demon."

"Huh?"

Douma took the most of your attack and ran away with his tail between his legs.

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This is kind of a weird request, but can we get the upper moon's (all except Muzan) reactions to suddenly being human again? I dunno if they woke up one day and they were human or if it happened slowly over time, but I just think their reactions would be hilarious :]

I don't think Akaza notice. I imagine he'd just be walking around the infinite castle and everyone would be staring and Akaza would be like. 'Wtf is wrong with them'

I feel like Douma wouldn't care. He'd just be content doing anything. He would be sad because he wouldn't have his demon art any more tho.

Kokushibo would be scared he is going to die. He was turned into a demon after he got his mark (pretty sure he was already in his twenties)

Daki/Gyutaro would look at each other like the mom in home alone and scream each other's name