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How do you think Alastor would react to teen!readers parents trying to join the Hotel to get to read? Thank you for reading this and have an amazing day

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This is gonna be a short and sweet.

They dead. Both of them. Couldn't even see all of hell cause once alastor knew they were down there he hunting them.

They didn't even get to she Charlie's commercial.

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But let's say he didn't kill them and they showed up at the hotel.

You were probably in your room when they pleaded to Charlie for redemption to which Charlie obviously accepted.

Alastor was plotting to kill them the moment he saw them. They recognized him and tried to apologize but he was hearing none of that.

By the time you came down stairs you wished you never left the comfort of you room. You vividly remember when you were alive, its not easy to forget.

Your parents practically threw themselves at your feet apologizing but you didn't believe them.

It developed into a small argument and Charlie tried her best to resolve it while husk and angel watch from the couch with a bucket of popcorn.

In the end they died.

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My day was pretty alright. I hope you have an amazing day❤

I got this idea while rereading Chainsaw Man but imagine Azazel has the power to take away one’s free will.

One’s freedom.

Obviously he doesn’t like this power of his and only use it when absolutely needed but I like to imagine that heavens elders originally paired him and Lucifer up as partners or something as a way to keep Lucifer on a leash by using Azazel, but instead they became best friends who support one another.

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Azazel and Lucifer once again found themselves on trial for causing trouble. Again

"Azazel, Lucifer" The elder sighed while pinching the bridge of his nose, "What on earth have you done?" (he meant that literally)

Azazel looked towards Lucifer to see him shaking his head.

*flashback*

Lucifer and Azazel were walking around the clean streets of heaven when Lucifer had an idea. "Azazel, You have the power to take away free will right?" Azazel nodded. "Why don't we give free will to Adam and Eve." "How would we do that." "The tree of knowledge," Lilith said, startling you. She came out of nowhere. "The two of you talked about this?" Azazel questioned, looking between the two of them. "Yeah, They only get to see the garden while there is a whole world. Don't you think that they should know about it?" "I mean yeah-" He thought for a moment, "Yeah let's do it."

*flashback over*

'Fuuuuuck we're so skewed' He thought as Sera brought in Lilith.

"Uuuh... Nothing, sir. We were just checking on Adam and Eve." He half-lied. Azazel and Lucifer did go down to earth to check on Adam and Eve.

"Do not lie to ME. I know what the both of you have done. Adam and Eve changed their behaviors, wearing clothes, and hiding themselves from God. So I ask you again, What. Did. You. Do."

This time Lucifer answered, "Humans deserve to have control over their own life. All we did was give them a choice."

At his confession, the holy council gasped.

"A bit of an over-reaction don't ya think." Lucifer whispered to Azazel causing him to chuckle.

"This is not a laughing matter. Both of you have disrupted the balance that we have been working hard on for the last time." He gestured to Lilith and Lucifer, "The elders of heaven have Unanimously decided on the banishment of Azazel Yahweh, Lucifer Morningstar, and Lilith effective immediately." The elder snapped his fingers and created a portal to which the three of you were sucked into.

It was similar to earth, but no one was there.

It was the start of hell.

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heyyy PLEASE I NEEDD Vox x teen! Reader. Where she’s like the Vee’s assistant, or Vox’s assistant or something like that and she sees Vox as a father figure? Tyy

I like this alot

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the most chaotic job in all of hell, like there is never a peaceful moment in the Vees tower. Someone is always yelling, something is always being broken, and you are in the middle of it. The peacemaker.

Your soul belongs to Vox but you assist all of the Vees. Your like 17/18. You were a hacker before you died, you hacked into the governments software and was killed for it.

You did the same thing to Vox but he didn't get mad instead he offered a secure home/job for your soul. (Seeing that everyone is dead that sounds silly but you shook his hand anyway)

If Vox isn't around to calm down Val and Velvette you're the next best thing. Valentino can talk your ears off as much as he wants and Velvette can use you as a model

In hell you can travel through electronics like Vox

Most of your time is spent with Velvette and Vox, mainly Vox. Vox has you do a lot of work that he trusts no one else with like going to the overlord meetings when no one else wants to

You are genuinely nice, like the other overlords wonder why you're working with the Vees

Your room doesn't have a door, so to get to your room you have to go through electronics to a backroom type of place. It's still in the Vees tower but no one but you or Vox and get to it.

Vox made it like this so if you wanted to be unbothered no one could even knock on your door.

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚-Vox-˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆

"Y/n are you awake."

You heard Vox from inside your room. You zapped you phone knowing that Vox you feel it. Basically saying you were getting up.

It took you 15 minutes to get ready before you teleported to the monitor room to find Vox watching random sinners on his big screen.

"I'm up, sir."

He dramatically spun his chair to face you.

"I hope it's been a hellish morning so far, what's on today's schedule."

You pulled out your phone and started to read off it, "the day doesn't start until 1 which is when the early talk show starts ot lasts until 3, at 5-7 is a game show, Velvette s show starts at 7, Valentino's live streaming a BDSM thing at 8, late night talk show at 10."

You looked at the time it was 8 am.

"Well since I'm free why don't we work on your mega computer." He offered. He likes how your face lit up and without wasting a second you dragged him to one of the quietest rooms in the building. In it was a desktop with a few wires connected to it.

Your mega computer was a project you started after you sold your soul. You hope it can connect to heaven one day and who is Vox to stop you.

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You were in Fox's monitor room untangling cords.

"Y/N COME HERE." Velvette yelled at you through her phone.

You sighed as you stopped what you were doing and turn went through one of the many TVs.

"Yes, Vel." You smiled, clearly Vox was rubbing off on you.

"Something is missing with this outfit, tell me what it is." She pointed you in the direction of a mannequin with a outfit in your preferred style.

"(￣ヘ￣）ᵁᴹᴹ a (whatever you want)."

She hummed and with a snap of her fingers it appeared.

"Better right?"

"Yes."

"Good it's yours, take it" she snapped again and the outfit was in your hands, "no go put it on, I wanna see it."

"Thank you."

"Don't thank me, put it on."

-It looked amazing-

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"Vox said your not aloud in the studio so the least your could do is read the script." He said as he handed you a think packed.

"Jailbird gets hard time" you read loud in disgust, "do you really think I should be reading this?"

He scoffed, "oh please it's not like I can't see your browser history. A03, wattpad, Quotev, fanfiction.net the list goes on."

You stared at him in disbelief.

"What... Aww is someone embarrassed." He squished your cheeks. Your face was beat red.

"Aw, Chiquita, I don't judge. You should see the more kinky scrips."

"Oh no thanks. I think I hear Vox calling me. Bye." You reached his pocket for his phone and with a poor you were gone.

After that you made it so no one could see any of your activity.

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A/n: I don't like Valentino. I love his voice tho

So this is an ask...that doesn't have a reader but I wanted to ask this for comedic reasons. In the last episode the casts reaction to when Lucifer said he's gonna fuck him (Adam) instead of attacking Adam took his words seriously and has the exorcists retreat because he's scared Lucifers gonna come after his booty

I'm sorry this took long (I finally have some free time) to reply but this is hilarious 😭

Like just imagine if he stopped all future exterminations because Lucifer made Adam uncomfortable

Adam just up in heaven finding ways to entertain himself but he's scared from the thought that Lucifer first came for his wife's and now he's coming for him💀