Reticentvampyre - #1 Loustat Defender🕺😛

the sun, the moon and all her stars 💫

baby boy you stay on my mind

callmekevin in the unboxing stream be like. i'm an e-girl. i'm a french maid. i have hundreds of tiny plastic babies. i'm an inflatable tube man. i paid €100 for a secondhand shress set. i'm playing katy perry on the acoustic guitar. i'm talking to cardboard cutouts of my coworkers. i'm unhinged. i've started a rivalry with a singing fish. i'm playing the otomatone. i'm performing duets with my piscine archnemesis. life is a soup and i'm the fork. i'm a softcore furry. i'm a danger to myself and the structural integrity of my office. i <3 dan.

hehehehhehehhehe you FOOLS lestat’s perspective on the story isn’t going to make louis look like some violent crazy mutual abuser that french fuck LOVES that green eyed seratonin deficiency he feels SO GUILTY about what he did to him and claudia IN FACT louis’s perpetual self hatred for his perceived inherent violence is some CATHOLIC GUILT ASS INTERNALIZED RACISM HOMOPHOBIA MISOGYNY ASS SHIT and lestat doesn’t FUCK WITH THAT he LOVES THAT MAN and yeah lestat’s gonna come out swinging with some “louis, louis, always whining why the long fave” but give him a sip of the old daniel molloy trauma trigger special he’s gonna be looking wistfully out the window with BIG FAT BLOODY TEARS rolling down his face just LAMENTING louis’s radience and kindness and fragility and how even his most savage cruelty gleamed and glistened like gore at the end of a sharp and shiny knife c’est tres enchenteur, non, monsieur molloy? OKAY????????

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

It's funny that Louis is canonically always on the grind. He's investing he's a real estate mogul he's a multi millionaire he watches the stock market open and all his husbands are cringefail jobless art guys who also suck so bad. Except for human Daniel who has two pulitzers.

i miss shaolin i miss zeke i miss boo boo i miss ra ra i miss dizzee i miss thor i miss mylene i miss yolanda i miss regina GOD I EVEN MISS FAT ANNIE AND CADILLAC I NEVER REALISED WHAT AN IMPACT THE GET DOWN HAS HAD ON ME AND I HOPE NETFLIX AND THEIR WORKFORCE FULL OF CRACKERS CHOKE

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