Me: *Reads stupendous amounts of romantic fan fiction*
Me: *Gets a boyfriend*
Bf: *Takes me on dates*
Me: Why haven't you taken me stargazing so you can stare at my face for hours instead of looking at the stars
Me: Why haven't you called me beautiful, it's been like five minutes
Me: Why haven't you texted me at three in the morning to see if I wanna go on an adventure with you
Bf: .....
Me: You're literally doing this all wrong.
family: “why are you just sitting in ur room smiling at ur phone?”
me who’s been reading smut about fictional characters for the past 6 hours:
Credits to whoever ME AF THOO🔥😩😂
yoongi: is there a word that’s a mix between sad and mad?
namjoon: disgruntled, miserable, desolated...
hoseok: smad.
- i thought you were dead
- i thought you were smaller
one of the best scenes of dialog in existence sorry bout it✋️✋️✋️
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
Xiumin: don’t worry about where I’m going, I’m grown
Luhan: *points to herself* this is what you have to look forward to
Kris: *dribbles basketball* you don’t know nothin about this, girl
Suho: you should pray about it
Lay: excuse me, you are never to old to give yo momma a kiss
Chen: of course you’re pretty, you’re my daughter tf
Baekhyun: should I post this on Instagram??
Chanyeol:*old song comes on* oohhh snap! Whatcha know about this ce??
D.o: *at a restaurant* my spaghetti better than this huh
Tao: so when are you gonna like my Instagram picture
Kai: you can’t dance? You get that from yo daddy side
Sehun: damn that’s a fine ass white boy
i was fine. and then now i'm crying again
SEBASTIAN STAN GOLDEN GLOBES 2025
seventeen dancing to girl group songs
22 but i'm back to 13🤩 marvel hyperfixation is back🥲 YOU REWATCH CA:TWS ONE(3) TIMES🙄
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