Me Accidentally Looking In The Mirror When I Go To The Bathroom In The Middle Of The Night: What The

someone: laughs at my shitty joke

me:

huge fan of them not giving sam a love interest and instead putting a suspicious amount of photos of him and bucky throughout his office.

IT'S LITERALLY THE BEST SHIELD (in my opinion) ITS SO COOL I LOVE IT SO MUCH

okay, so i'm the type of person who will buy anything that involves my special interest, and funds will allow, so when i saw captain america gummies, i bought captain america gummies.

AND THEN! i came to the realization that the blue raspberry shield gummies are totally just the stealth shield from CA:TWS and i'm a yapper so i obviously had to inform my family of this breaking discovery and i just don't think they were as excited as they should've been😔✋️ so now i yap into the void of tumblr bcs i gotta get this discovery off my chest. thank you for coming to my ted talk. (also completely unrelated, but damn sam wilson be hot)

the main character doesn’t always look cool in a drama. this is reality.

I see no difference❤👀

- i thought you were dead

- i thought you were smaller

one of the best scenes of dialog in existence sorry bout it✋️✋️✋️

Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)

Fiyeraba + text posts (1/?)

some person: so what exactly is a host club?

me: a group of rich teenage boys that charm, seduce, and entertain girls

some person:

me:

some person:

me:

some person:

me:

me: wait it's actually a lot better than that i promise