That Moment When I Have The Same Priorities As The Grinch.

OMG YES!! SO ITS FROM THE OPENING SCENE OF CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER AND ITS LIKE MY FAVORITE SHIELD!!!

okay, so i'm the type of person who will buy anything that involves my special interest, and funds will allow, so when i saw captain america gummies, i bought captain america gummies.

AND THEN! i came to the realization that the blue raspberry shield gummies are totally just the stealth shield from CA:TWS and i'm a yapper so i obviously had to inform my family of this breaking discovery and i just don't think they were as excited as they should've been😔✋️ so now i yap into the void of tumblr bcs i gotta get this discovery off my chest. thank you for coming to my ted talk. (also completely unrelated, but damn sam wilson be hot)

how to break up with your girlfriend. 10/10 would recommend.

who is your favorite person in the whole wide world

Dylan o brian

Important things that happened at Got7 in Houston

BamBam’s voice cracked and Youngjae made fun of him

a few minutes later his voice cracked and BamBam made fun of him

They were asked which member they would want to be for a day

Jackson chose BamBam because he wanted to know what it was like to have long legs

Everyone else chose Jackson for his thighs

After Jinyoung said he wanted to feel Jackson’s thighs, Jackson straddled him and tried to get him to feel

Jackson said us international fans were in a long distance relationship with them

Every time the host asked Jackson a question he would say “Why don’t we ask Yugyeom” and Yugyeom got flustered every time the little baby

Jackson referring to the fan he chose and his team name for the game: I know bananas are healthy but I have Nana (the fan’s name)

Yugyeom created a ship name with him and his fan (Macgyeom) (her name was Mackenzie, I don’t know if I spelled it right)

BamBam called his fan his baby, his queen, hugged her, and dabbed with her

Jaebum’s fan was wearing a skirt, and since they were playing hackey sack, he took her hoodie and tied it so it would be covering her front so she wouldn’t flash anyone

Jinyoung and his fan won, and he basically proposed to her, getting down on one knee and everything when giving her her prize

Yugyeom’s shirt came halfway unbuttoned during Fly

For Random Play Dance, it was the maknae line and Jackson vs. Mark, Jaebum, and Jinyoung.

As a penalty for losing, BamBam had to perform Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, but didn’t know it so sang a little bit of TTS’ Twinkle then did a rap version of Twinkle Twinkle

BamBam danced to Bad Girl Good Girl

Yugyeom did his sexy floor grinding dance after Jackson asked

They talked about their ideal types

Yugyeom: cute/sexy

BamBam: funny girl

Youngjae: “You guys” *gesturing to crowd*

Jaebum: he doesn’t have an ideal type, he just goes for who he likes

Mark: Houston IGOT7

Jinyoung: IGOT7

Jackson: girls who can take care of themselves, eat right, stay healthy, and respects parents, her parents, his parents, random fan in the audience’s parents, everyone’s parents

Jinyoung prepared his ending speech in English

Jaebum got really flustered because everyone cheered really loud when it got to his turn and everyone started chanting his name

That’s all I can think of right now

happy 1000 days with bts! ♡

Left or Right?

family: “why are you just sitting in ur room smiling at ur phone?”

me who’s been reading smut about fictional characters for the past 6 hours:

Blow us all away:

Hamilton: Philip, your mother can't take another heartbreak.

Hamilton: Which is exactly why I'm going to give you my gun, encourage you to participate in this duel AND make yourself a sitting duck by *not* shooting your target. Also, I'm going to participate in my own duel a few years later thus greatly increasing your mother's heartbreak.

Hamilton: I'm such a thoughtful husband.

#BTS1000DAYS (trans)