“He’s One Of My Favorite People I’ve Ever Worked With”

Blow us all away:

Hamilton: Philip, your mother can't take another heartbreak.

Hamilton: Which is exactly why I'm going to give you my gun, encourage you to participate in this duel AND make yourself a sitting duck by *not* shooting your target. Also, I'm going to participate in my own duel a few years later thus greatly increasing your mother's heartbreak.

Hamilton: I'm such a thoughtful husband.

you can’t convince me that Steve & Bucky wouldn’t be on a government watch list

captain america & the winter soldier: at an anti-government rally, using the shield to smack tear gas canisters back into the cops’ faces

the fbi, sweating behind their computers: what the fuck are we supposed to do?!?

Taemin look like he got a bunch of friends who are just some damn hoes, and they always got some nasty ass hoe story to tell.

He also look like all he hear all day is bullshit ass lies, and could ruin dat ass in 2.4 sec. with just some damn screenshots.

my genuine response to the first time i saw the video:

Oh my god he is such a loser (affectionate)

Cheap clothes on my body will automatically become expensive

Huang Zitao, best quote ever, posting this everywhere (via thebetterjemaymay)

omg just saw this and i cant stop laughing

yoongi: is there a word that’s a mix between sad and mad?

namjoon: disgruntled, miserable, desolated...

hoseok: smad.

*pushes tear back into eye* not now

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