Me While Watching Fresh Unfortunately

I know my sister like I know my own mind // You will never find anyone as trusting or as kind

okay, so i'm the type of person who will buy anything that involves my special interest, and funds will allow, so when i saw captain america gummies, i bought captain america gummies.

AND THEN! i came to the realization that the blue raspberry shield gummies are totally just the stealth shield from CA:TWS and i'm a yapper so i obviously had to inform my family of this breaking discovery and i just don't think they were as excited as they should've been😔✋️ so now i yap into the void of tumblr bcs i gotta get this discovery off my chest. thank you for coming to my ted talk. (also completely unrelated, but damn sam wilson be hot)

disney: “you can’t just make everyone in star wars gay!”

mark hamill: 

i love it when ppl say ‘i swing both ways’ to refer to being bisexual bc then i picture pansexuals spinning uncontrollably and screaming.

It kind of baffles me that a lot of people never got to experience the Mishapocalypse. Not like it was something that was good, more like, it was something you’d only see on this website in like…10 years.

Imagine you wake up on April Fool’s day. You log into tumblr. Immediately your dash is encompassed with Misha’s face. Everyone’s icon has been changed to that same, staring, blank face. You check your followers. Every single one of them has that face. You try going into your normal tags. Even those are filled with Misha’s face. Nowhere is safe. Misha is everywhere. You go to Twitter to complain about it. Misha’s face is there too.

Within hours of the event starting, there’s already a wiki entry and an urban dictionary entry for it. Gifs that you may have recognized of being popular at that time have Misha’s face photoshopped over them. Repeating patterns of Misha’s face. Misha illusions. Misha’s face OVER MISHA’S FACE. 

Eventually, even Misha is like, “Yeah, this is fucking weird. What the fuck are you guys doing.” But it doesn’t stop. People hit post limit. They can’t post anymore. Suddenly, you notice that your dash is starting to thin out, slowly, one by one. There’s a hypothetical tumbleweed bouncing across your dash by 10pm that night. 

Anyone who tried to blacklist the Mishapocalypse suddenly found that their dashboard was sent into the shadow realm. Nothing is there. They tried to unfollow people who were participating in it. They had no blog content at the end of the day. 

The next day, we all wake up and continue on with our lives like nothing ever happened. It was like a fever dream. What the fucked happened. Where did our lives go for that day. 

That was the Mishapocalypse. 

1/∞ favourite bangtan lyrics 

butterfly

remember when jimin shook the entire world with the perfect man performance?

Boy: *watches sports with gf*

Girl: that was such a good play!!

Boy: do u even know what the coach's youngest sons middle name is?