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A question I get asked a lot while working at a public library is "how do you deal with homeless people?"

And the answer is, we don't.

The unhoused people who come here seeking refuge 99% of the time understand that they will be kicked out if they misbehave.

The people you have to watch out for are Jessica, who only came because the kid she didn't want had to visit for a homework assignment and she just *needs* to yell at her child for asking to borrow two books or stay an extra five minutes, or Michael, who came in to look at porn on our computers for whatever fucking reason, or Karen who just wanted to come by to throw a fit that the particular book she wanted was checked out and harrass our staff about our collection being too limited.

99% of the time, the people we need to ban are middle to upper-middle class white people while the homeless and mentally ill/disabled people mind their own damn business and are honestly some of the best patrons we have.

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Dick: I don’t dress the way I do because it’s sexy.

Dick: I dress the way I do because it puts queer people at ease and makes bigots wildly uncomfortable.

Free Free Palestine!

I'M SO HERE FOR THIS

They share one brain cell in the entire spiderverse. Different people, same font.

Trust me guys. This is in the next movie. I was in the writing room. (Lie)

The process of being diagnosed with autism as an adult:

Am I autistic? No, surely not, it would have come up by now

Wait a second

WAIT A SECOND

HOLD THE FUCK UP FOR JUST A GODDAM SECOND

YOURE TELLING ME I WAS AUTISTIC THIS WHOLE FUCKIGN TIME?!?!?!? AND NOBODY FUCKING SAID ANYTHING?!?!?!?

Oh

OH

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh

It all makes sense now

Wait, it’s ALL autism? 90% of my behavior and mannerisms was just autism?

How did I not see it? In retrospect it’s so painfully obvious

Imagine how much better my life could have been if I actually got the help I needed as a child

Despair

DESPAIR

Mournful acceptance

What the fuck do I do now

yall did it, i started good omens last night so its all downhill from here