Not Human Anymore

the way this got me giggling with teary eyes and kicking my feet

>>> Risk ineffable husbands, 7 pages

here's a little comic, it's not completely show!gomens compliant but its headcanons i enjoy

comic notes under cut :)

I enjoy Az already realising he likes Crowley by the time Adam appears but hasn't yet worked out what to do with that information bc acts-of-service Crowley Can't Talk, Wont Talk.

Crowley on the other hand has been VERY GOOD at ignoring why he spends so much of his time around Az so only on the crux of YOU'RE GOING TO LOOSE HIM did anything manage to force its way through to his brain. (i did not enjoy crowley being told he was in love with az in s2, i think he could have worked it out himself)

i rly enjoy hcs where they started sleeping together and with humans for fun (i mean the ox ribs scene sets some v good precedent for this) az sleeps with humans bc he indulges! he likes pleasure! crowely on the other hand is very bad at catching feelings and doesnt like it when they die so has mostly only slept with az (did i mention he's VERY good at ignoring his feelings) but they probably haven't slept together for a few hundred years when adam pops up.

my compliant show!hcs are still that az knows he loves crowley (i mean the scene with jim where he leaps out of the chair to attempt to protect crowley saying no he defo doesnt know ANYONE who he feels that way with, don't look closely at anyone he is with) and is just sort of sitting on it still, waiting for any hint from crowley, planning a ball definitely only for humans and no other reason. Crowley is obviously very protective of Az but he still hasn't clicked why he's worried about him but he doesn't have the excuse of heaven or hell anymore so it wouldn't have taken much for him to work it out (hello one of his first lines in s2 is "you ever think, what's the point?" the point is love you idiot)

(book!gomens is just they're already married and have been fucking for centuries but the book just doesnt mention that.)

Tim: I don't think we can Blackmail, Bully, Babygirl our way out of this one guys

Dick: Tim, what-

Jason, grinning: BOMBS IT IS

He's the ultimate lifeform btw

World’s Greatest Detective fails to correctly identify his children 😭

hi how are you so um allan is non binary.

he’s not a ken or a barbie and he feels like an outcast and rebels against the rules or their society and there’s only one of him because gender is a spectrum and he has his own unique space on it and he was relegated to the same role as the barbies under the ken patriarchy but wasn’t brainwashed by it because he’s not a man or a woman and also he dresses like me and i just i just i

My son's tattoo hurt me deeply

When Tess Morgan's son came home with a tattoo, she was griefstricken. She knew her reaction was OTT (he's 21) but it signalled a change in their relationship

This is gold this, absolute gold, the most over the top melodramatic hysterical ridiculous thing I’ve ever read

maybe its the sleep deprivation but like-

klee: look brother albedo! theyre bat people!

albedo: klee, its not polite to point at people

klee: is there a place where klee can go fish blasting mr batman? *gasp* wait would u look to join klee to fish blast?!

robin: what is this fish blasting?

red robin: i think im a bit scared to find out

red hood: aw but shes such a cute kid *kneels in front of klee* how do we go fish blasting?

klee, with manic delight and pulling out a humpty dumpty: with this!

albedo, prepared to make shields: klee, dont set off bombs near people

nightwing, choking on his saliva: BOMBS?!

red hood, taking off his helmet and wiping fake tears: they grow up so fast

robin: you literally did not know of her existence till 30 minutes ago

batman: what am i even here for

I heard someone call barbie disappointingly heterosexual and I've never disagreed with anything more strongly in my life

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