Nope

you can't bribe me with pizza

Anyone know how to avoid Reyna?

@hazel-the-jewel @annabeth-w1se-g1rl @forbiddensonoftheseagod @will-shoelaces @p1per-mclean @lightning-boi-is-here @fireboy-supreme

makes sense

“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people just exist.”

— Oscar Wilde

damn @childofthewargod

List of “tall versus short” prompts

“Just because you’re taller than me doesn’t mean you can step all over me!” “Buddy, you’ve just made it worse for yourself.”

“How’s the weather up there?” “Better than down there for sure.” 

“Your temper is short as you are.” “How about you go fuck yourself?” “You’ve just proven my point, short thing.”

“You stupid daddy long leg.” “At least I’m daddy, unlike someone.” “…Oh God, please do not associate with me ever again and get the fuck away from me this instant—”

“I could show you the world, if you’d just give me a chance.” “Yeah, like what in the world, exactly?” “Like the top of the fridge—”

“I just wanna know how it feels to be shorter than those school kids at your old age.” “Well, how does it feel to be tall and look old at your young age?”

“Your age doesn’t fit your height.”

“I guess the taller you are, the clumsier you are… Which you’ve proven to be true, time and time again.”

“Stop taking up the resources this earth has to offer, you goofy ass giraffe.”

“For someone with that height, you sure don’t have the grace they should be possessing.”

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Nico dragged me, Hazel and Will there last week...Ive decided it..the camps are getting a fucking therapist i swear!!

oh Annabeth I forgot to tell you he was singing this at top of his lungs yesterday in the senate building and he’s still there so come get your boyfriend please

Leo!!!

Leo: Dang it I forgot Frank: Who forgets to disarm a bomb that could potentially destroy an entire city?! Leo: That's a stupid question, Frank. Obviously the answer is me

good

Anyone know how to avoid Reyna?

@hazel-the-jewel @annabeth-w1se-g1rl @forbiddensonoftheseagod @will-shoelaces @p1per-mclean @lightning-boi-is-here @fireboy-supreme

you don't call me by my full name I hate it

Anyone know how to avoid Reyna?

@hazel-the-jewel @annabeth-w1se-g1rl @forbiddensonoftheseagod @will-shoelaces @p1per-mclean @lightning-boi-is-here @fireboy-supreme

how do you fear nothing that is impossible you have to fear at least one thing

Anyone know how to avoid Reyna?

@hazel-the-jewel @annabeth-w1se-g1rl @forbiddensonoftheseagod @will-shoelaces @p1per-mclean @lightning-boi-is-here @fireboy-supreme

why exactly not

are you okay man?

(His hands were pocketed, thinking about whether to be honest or flat out lie).

"No, but I appreciate you asking."