Jemma: Just be careful, Daisy!
Daisy, heading out the door: I’m always careful Jemma!
Daisy: It’s everything around me that’s careless
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*Daisy, writing a letter*
Dear Santa,
I’m writing to let you know I’ve been naughty…
And it was all worth it you fat, judgmental bastard
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Hunter: I’m going the fight the next person who insults Fitz.
Fitz: I hate myself.
Hunter:
Hunter: Alright, square up
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May: Love makes people do stupid things.
Deke: I love everything!
May: That explains a lot
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Fitz, running in: Hey! Hey!
Simmons, whispering: Be quiet! Alya finally fell asleep!
Fitz, whispering: Oh sorry.
Simmons, whispering: It’s okay. what did you need?
Fitz, whispering: there’s a fire-
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Shit dats ghey
they deserved better shut up
okay but like. do you have a link to the full video where bill hader is talking with conan about “sloppy bitch” hsjsjsjaj i would like to see it
djskdjdh yes i’ve got you! here it is!
silly lil guys! dont let go...
✨Star Trek ladies wearing outfits I have saved on pinterest✨ (pt. 1)
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fairy red panda
I love V's constant energy of "this plan is fucked. Absolute trash plan. I've never heard a worse plan in my whole fucking life. Let's do it."
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