Lotus pier
Tucker: I like you so much that when I see you, I get a boner. Not like a penis boner, but a boner in my heart. A heart boner. A heart on. An affection errection
Wash:
Wash, sighing with all the affection and exasperation of someone who’s horribly in love: Thanks
Okay seriously one final rvb thought before I disappear into the night but I really, truly, genuinely hope there aren't any face reveals. For real real, not for play play. Those helmets better stay ON for the heartfelt moment of closure between Tucker & Church/Epsilon that's been building up since the very first season before Epsilon is actually deleted for good in the end AND the graphic 16 minute uncut grimmons sex scene-
imagine you’re a god and you have a homoerotic shared trauma based rivalry with the only person from your fallen kingdom that has known you for the last 800 years and also had a falling out with your mutual ex bestie who you both feel you failed horribly, but all the other gods in heaven basically see you as two court jesters slapping each other silly goofy clown style.
your near millennia of deep seated trauma is comedic relief to the heavens .. they take bets on which of you will win your current fight … that’s what happened to them