book!Wei Wuxian so far is like “i like to pretend to be gay to manipulate people and freak them out and sometimes just for fun bc i’m shameless haha but i’m totally 100% straight even though i’ve never so much as noticed a woman in my life. totally unrelated, but has anyone else noticed how pretty Lan Wangji is and how piercing his eyes are and how pleasantly he smells of sandalwood? i’m going to play with his clothing while he carries me in his strong, muscular arms tralala.”
my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “new mcr post with logo” youll be zonked out of your gourd
me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude i swear mcr5 is real this time. it has to mean something.
my good friend tumblr, pacing: frank is lying to us
qi rong is my favorite deranged little man ever. like yes omg qi rong eat that person yes qi rong cause more chaos
i support his wrongs and celebrate his rights
the people asked and i have answered!!! here is the full slideshow for my rvb game show thing, hope y'all like it
"wE nEeD MORE COmplEx cHAracTErs"
pls..you couldn't even handle mu qing
simmons has sarge’s shotgun in the blood gulch scenes in the trailer guys are we doomed yes or yes
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