My Dealer: Got Some Straight Gas. This Strain Is Called “new Mcr Post With Logo” Youll Be Zonked

new chapter day!!! please please PLEASE pls PLEAAAAASE let us Actually get amane content,, old amane is so funny to me PLEASE aidairo I'M BEGGING

they be whispering bout sumtin

Toilet trio if they were cool

MDZS is so funny because even the villain holding everyone hostage is hooked on the gay drama

Has this been done yet? If so, shut up.

Wangxian high school AU where Lan Wangji thinks that Wei Wuxian is being bullied by Jiang Cheng and keeps standing up for him despite thinking WWX is annoying and neither WWX nor JC tell him that they're brothers because this is infinitely funnier

also that scene in the book where lwj magics wwx stuck on top of him in bed is like

wwx: i’m going to straddle him and bring our faces super close together to gross him out until he kicks me out and i simply won’t think about why none of this grosses me out haha

lwj: sigh.

the more you act like this, the more certain i am you’re you, dumbass

bc i know you’re just doing this to upset me and not bc you actually want it, i’m going to give you two chances to get the fuck off me

joke’s on you tho, i’m really enjoying this

i spent over a decade mourning your death and though i never lost hope i also never really expected to feel the weight of your body on top of mine and my heart is going to explode

it’s past 9pm, idiot, go to sleep

You have condemned those ducks to a fate beyond normal human comprehension

leave my WANGXIAN DUCKS ALONE!!! i've blessed these ducks with a life of MARITAL domestic BLISS

Finally posting this one @average-hua-cheng-fan

xie lian: comedian first, martial god second 💀