Wangxian high school AU where Lan Wangji thinks that Wei Wuxian is being bullied by Jiang Cheng and keeps standing up for him despite thinking WWX is annoying and neither WWX nor JC tell him that they're brothers because this is infinitely funnier
四大害 | Four Great Calamities
He Xuan probably spent a lot of time just staring at Xie Lian's statue at the Tonglu Mountain because there weren't many things to do whhen he killed everyone.
So when Hua Cheng tried to describe his noble, gracious special someone Black Water threw chopsticks at him and said that he would recognise this fucking face faster than Shi Wudu's
my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “new mcr post with logo” youll be zonked out of your gourd
me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude i swear mcr5 is real this time. it has to mean something.
my good friend tumblr, pacing: frank is lying to us
when i was first getting into mxtx i got all the characters and books mixed up so i went into mdzs thinking that wei wuxian had luo binghe's harem
so i'm seeing mianmian and wen qing and going "ok when do they join the harem" like can you fucking imagine? wen qing would beat wwx into the ground if he even dared to ask
Your honor I love him