I Hate You

I feel like someone will die

heaven official's blessing is so ridiculous sometimes xD

i'm at the mount tonglun part of the story and just can't help imagining it from the state preceptor's point of view:

state preceptor stands inside the mountain, trying to discuss his plans with the mountain spirit. then:

a screaming, banished ex-heavenly official runs past

another heavenly official runs past, in dogged pursuit of the first one

am exiled god and a ghost girl make it rain scorpion-snakes for some reason and they do it so much that snakes get stuck halfway in the moving walls

a bit further away, a currently-male-but-actually-a-woman god is getting dragged around by their robes like a sack of rice, so very much not in control it's not even funny (to them. to us it's very funny)

even further away, a godly general is punching the walls with a makeshift 'weapon' made of a poisoned femur bone, so hard that the bone cracks

and when/if the state preceptor tries to open up a new path, what would he have found? his darling ex-mentee protegé using the "walls are moving" excuse to grind against a ghost king as they make puppy eyes at each other xD

state preceptor: "..."

state preceptor: "that's it! i quit!"

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lol i don't even know who this guy is and i already pity him for getting himself involved in THAT mess xD xD xD

i love this story. it's just so... chaotic!!

MDZS is so funny because even the villain holding everyone hostage is hooked on the gay drama

rereading tgcf and this may be my favorite hua cheng moment LMAO . like i forget so often that hua cheng is so powerful and terrifying bc he's just so silly

qi rong vine boom pt 3

still so upset i have an ap exam on the day restoration drops. do u hate me collegeboard?? may 7th is supposed to be a day of joy and whimsy.... gonna have too much epsilon on the brain to get even a 3 on this shit

is this inside out

I took WAY too long on these goobers (worth it though!!)

qi rong immediately clocking hualian as gay… well yes!

bonus: xie lian’s reaction