I Took WAY Too Long On These Goobers (worth It Though!!)

Lotus pier

also that scene in the book where lwj magics wwx stuck on top of him in bed is like

wwx: i’m going to straddle him and bring our faces super close together to gross him out until he kicks me out and i simply won’t think about why none of this grosses me out haha

lwj: sigh.

the more you act like this, the more certain i am you’re you, dumbass

bc i know you’re just doing this to upset me and not bc you actually want it, i’m going to give you two chances to get the fuck off me

joke’s on you tho, i’m really enjoying this

i spent over a decade mourning your death and though i never lost hope i also never really expected to feel the weight of your body on top of mine and my heart is going to explode

it’s past 9pm, idiot, go to sleep

Hua Cheng is just so iconic to us because he is in fact a tumblr girlie. Notebook filled to the brim with sketches of his blorbo. Info dumps galore. Maximalist fashion to the nines. Outfits based on accessories. Has all of the genders under one big shapeshifting trench coat. Hates the ruling class. Excuses every problematic thing his blorbo does and stands by them in the group chats. Insane reaction to people who dislike his blorbo and says mean things about them, burning temples is the doxxing of his time. He belongs on here with us.

I like MXTX novels because I'm a big fan of having the "cursed by fate with Tragic Edgelord syndrome" character and the "motivated almost entirely by love and a desire to save that one guy" character hook up and kiss

PART 2 of my role swap AU agenda 👹MXTX Gongs (reversed)! (We got Peak Lord Binghe, Crown Prince Hua Cheng, and Yilling Laozu Wangji)

personally in torn in-between the two headcanons for the dynamics for Shang Qinghua and Shen Yuan/Qingqiu.

on one hand, as a reader its sooooo funny to realize that Shang Qinghua's (the creator of the universe) main adversary is a twenty-something broke college student who literally DIED after reading the novel because the ending was That Bad. But, on the other hand, Shen Yuan being very famous and rich and well known is also undeniably hilarious.

imagine being the writer of twilight and finding out that Harry Styles has not only read your (very... interesting) book in full but had also systematically left anon hate AND has been sucked into your novel as Jacob Black and is banging Edward Cullen

ok ive always had this hc where like gene and surge had the opposite relationship of simmons and sarge, like simmons is desperately holding onto sarge as a potential father figure whilst surge see's gene as a son and genes like those angsty teens whos like "omg surge stop embarrassing me"

graduATEd summa cum laude from the university of servington with a major in cuntology and a masters in babygirlism, currently pursuing a doctorate in absolute slayage (and he doesn't know it yet but he's gonna specialize in mothering)

rereading tgcf and this may be my favorite hua cheng moment LMAO . like i forget so often that hua cheng is so powerful and terrifying bc he's just so silly