Ok Ive Always Had This Hc Where Like Gene And Surge Had The Opposite Relationship Of Simmons And Sarge,

hua cheng, in the middle of the blackwater crisis : this sucks i wish i was having gay sex

pei ming :

xie lian :

he xuan :

shi wudu :

guys who tryna give me like 500 dollars for ONE sabrina carpenter ticket 🤪🤪🤪

All MXTX novels are just about one outwardly put-together, inwardly screaming mess of a man and his emotional support war criminal.

imagine you’re a god and you have a homoerotic shared trauma based rivalry with the only person from your fallen kingdom that has known you for the last 800 years and also had a falling out with your mutual ex bestie who you both feel you failed horribly, but all the other gods in heaven basically see you as two court jesters slapping each other silly goofy clown style.

your near millennia of deep seated trauma is comedic relief to the heavens .. they take bets on which of you will win your current fight … that’s what happened to them

I like MXTX novels because I'm a big fan of having the "cursed by fate with Tragic Edgelord syndrome" character and the "motivated almost entirely by love and a desire to save that one guy" character hook up and kiss

do i need to say anything

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “new mcr post with logo” youll be zonked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear mcr5 is real this time. it has to mean something.

my good friend tumblr, pacing: frank is lying to us

wulian save me

modern au where Yue Qingyuan is the perfectly competent CEO of a multinational conglomerate who also spends 20% of his workday tenderly stroking door handles that marketing director Shen Jiu happened to touch

Ofc no, tianlang jun said, go on i dont mind, what a carefree father